The sewer bum and the bananas....
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MatureComplete Sat, Sep 6, 2014<5 mins
there once was a man who ate glue and with chopsticks made of seal bones, he was a malignant creature who lived in the sewers. one day he decided to eat a rotten banana, peel and all along with it. it was so delicious he decided to climb out in search of more bananas, when there he saw it... a produce stand. the tender to the produce stand was sitting there with a smile on his face, he was a Chinese man who was 5'3 and with somewhat geeky glasses. the rotten sewer bum crawled to him muttering "Bananas.... GIVE ME THE BANANAS!!!" The produce stand tender stared at him with contempt, and simply said "Oh HELL NAO MOTHA FUCKA!" he pulled out a katana and prepared to face off with the repugnant man. suddenly the trickster sewer dweller pulled out a mutant rat and chucked it at his face" NwEEEE" he screeched as he did so. the Chinese man dodged it and started to fight the sewer bum, the sewer bum wielding a half a dog spine and a pipe. they dueled until the Chinese man sliced off the bearded maniac's right arm. "OH YEAH MOTHA FUCKA! THATS WHAT YOU GET WHEN U MESS WIT DA CHINESE MAN DUMB ASS BITCH!" The sewer bum crawled back into the man hole bleeding and cursing, he grumbled as he slipped back down to eat more rats and plan for another fight. The End.β
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