Country Academy
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(Edited Description: April 1, 2025)
Please note that this is a very old work of mine that I made in my pre-teen years, so of course there's gonna be angst, and some stereotypes on countries because that's poor ol young me had growing up in the fandom. I do not intend to inflict any sort of offense, so do read that in.
An adventure in dealing with a truck load of adventures with a dice of cracked humor and a pinch of romance swiveled on the side, Philip embarks on a whole lot of angst and hilarity to find out what the heck's been by his side all along.
Please heed the fact that these events are made fiction, and that I made them based on the personality traits fit for a human out of each country. It has nothing to do with the Government. Some conflicts are stated from real life, so please be mindful.
The following book contains:
Slightly cracked
Harem, but that's not really the main thing right now!!
Now featuring angst!
Comedy
Some Blood and Probably Violence soon in the story.
Grammatical errors
Cringe Pics maybe?
There's some cringe I guess, since I did made this book since I was young.
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