Young, Dumb, And Gay As Fuck

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Parts 9
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Reads 340
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Parts 9
Time 49m

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I stood in front of the class and rolled my eyes cause the whole idea of introducing yourself to the class is annoying. I sighed and said, "Hello dumb fuc- *cough* I mean classmates. My name is Daxson Willow and I'm bored as hell. Any questions?" A guy leaning back on his chair while twirling his pencil raised his hand, I pointed at him. 

"So like you're hot and I'm hot, wanna smash?" He said while biting his lips in a non attractive way. 

I just looked at him and smiled which seemed to get his hopes up since he stood up straighter, "Do you mean me smashing your head against a brick wall!" I said with a hopeful voice. 

He just looked at me and furrowed his eyebrows while saying "Uh no that's no-"

I quickly dropped my smile and said "Then no you useless shaved vagina, NEXT!".

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*Warning* 

This book contains a lot of cursing seeing how authors always put something of their personality into their writing somehow. 

Mine is that I have a bad fucking habit of cursing. Ahaha. 

Anyways, the main character is gay as fuck, I'm bi as fuck, if you're reading this your probably at least a little gay as fuck. 

It's a win-win. 

Anyways, stay happy bitches you're all beautiful!All Rights Reserved

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