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Dear Cupid, I'm Not Your Client

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"Hold the fuck up, Cupid. Your client is that one with blue pubes and snot all over his mouth. The last time I checked, my pubes are red and I jerked off to myself. So why are you searching me a boy to love?"




Finn Blue Rowan's best friend is downright obnoxious. With three scores of rejection and a medal for the unnecessary determination, Nathaniel is still the loser. Yet, a simple wish born out of loyalty and love gives birth to something beautiful yet very uncanny. 

Finn thinks he's going to be sick. 

 

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