Summary:
Mikael "Ikea" Odenberg-Kjær was positive he was straight, turns out he was he wrong, because now he's in a bathroom stall freaking out about his newly found attraction to his same gender. And no! He was not in the mood for his brother to blast Micheal in the Bathroom. Speaking of his brother, Legolas Odenberg-Kjær, or Lego as everyone who wasn't in that weird club called him, is in love with his best friend Fjord, and just wants said bf...f to realize how drop dead gorgeous he is. Fjord Ueland on the other hand, thinks Lego can't be any wronger, Fjord is too tall and gangly to be even remotely beautiful, if only he could look like Fiskar with his curves and blue eyes and blonde hair, why couldn't Lego understand that he wasn't at all what the shorter said he was. Karmen "Fiskar" Rehn had the looks to be the most perfect girl, too bad he wasn't a girl... or at least not fully. He didn't like being called she or her, but he took pride in being able to bear children and being strong enough to deal with the shit show known as a menstrual cycle. His friends were accepting when he told them as much, as were his parents. Now the only problem was getting everyone else to accept it, especially his off and on again boyfriend Nikolai.
"You're just like Dad," Toby said.
The silence that had followed had been so heavy.
Ethan had stood up from where he'd been hiding behind the open refrigerator door and peered over at Toby and his face paled. Francis, without his hearing aids, had caught the harsh words that formed Toby's lips and he stared, eyes wide, at his second-oldest brother.
Jasper froze.
Toby stepped closer. "That's right, Jaz. You're just like Dad."
Jasper looked up at Toby.
Their eyes bore into one another.
"Fuck you," Jasper said and he'd pushed up from the table - tripped over his own two feet - and gone down.
Edgar's dead. Jasper's in AA-after being told by Toby that he doesn't want to see him until he smartens up. Now, with just him, his two younger brothers and their Mum, Ethan and Francis will barely even look at him, and Toby feels like his life is falling apart. Again.
[Inspired by the chapter 'Talk Later' in The Marauders By Pengiwen Order Of The Phoenix Part 3]