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The Eccedentesiast

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Reads 524
Votes 10
Parts 59
Time 16h 38m

Mature

Eccedentesiast 
[ex-ced-den-tee-she-ist]
(n.) Someone who fakes a smile, when all they want to do is cry, disappear, and/or die.

*I won't give previews to avoid any spoilers*

WARNING ⚠️
- Mature language/themes
- Descriptive stuff that may trigger many readers
- Self-harm
- Suicide
- And many more that I won't list to avoid spoilers


*If any of these things trigger you, please be cautious. If you are suffering with any of the things listed, please seek help. Remember to do it willingly, don't hesitate to send me a private message if you want to talk about your problems. I'm here to listen, even if it's just for some advice.

Currently under Revision, but is complete :)All Rights Reserved

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❝𝐅𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐌𝐲 𝐑𝐚𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐭'𝐬 𝐁𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫❞ by _Im2gd4U_

𓂃𓈒𓏸 #1 in → 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐈𝐒𝐍'𝐓 𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄 𓏸𓈒𓂃 🔞 𝐇𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐥𝐲 𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭!⚠️ ⋆｡°✩ ᴡ ᴇ ʟ ᴄ ᴏ ᴍ ᴇ ✩°｡⋆ 𝟐𝟔-𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫-𝐨𝐥𝐝. 𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭, 𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐭, 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐞𝐥𝐭𝐲-𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭. 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐰 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞... 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐥. 𝟓 𝐦𝐞𝐧. 𝟏 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭. 𝐀 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐧. 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧, 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧-𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐞𝐥𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞... 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐮𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐬, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐮𝐩 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝. 𝐈𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐚 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠-𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐝, 𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐡 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐬. 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒔𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒅... 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒓𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒏 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒚𝒆𝒅 𝒉𝒆𝒓. ✧༺♥༻✧

Not So Broken (West Coast College Book 3) by BeccaRuth_

tw's: verbal and emotional child abuse, body shaming, adhd rep After spending my first two years as the college fuck boy, I've decided that I'm done with that reputation for the rest of college. Especially when one of my past hookups starts lurking around and spreading rumours about me that could have me kicked off the team. So when my friend moves out of my apartment, I'm looking for a new roomie. And when my new roomie ends up being my shy, bookworm tutor who's looking to get her ex-boyfriend off her back, how can I resist not asking her to be my fake girlfriend until we're both out of hot water. But I have a hard time trying to remember that this is all fake.

bakudeku {18+ shots} by cheshirepretty

Hello everyone! This is a BKDK book (God please forgive me) I am a female writer!!! PLEASE ENJOY AND READ BELOW!! love you! 4-16-23 : 10.3k reads! Omfg i love y'all and I hope you guys keep reading and stay tune you hornsters😽(2025 me; oh my god i'm in tears why would i write that.) 4-19-23: 11.8k...omg I love everything single one of you 3-1-25: I'm fully back with motivation! ---------------------------- Book includes (UPDATED VERSION): -My au (Alternative Universe) (both main characters age ranges 21+ when nsfw chapters but age may change throughout other topics or story plots. I may bring up random oc's) -Random story plots (mafia, school, hero's but these includes a bunch of mha charecters!) -LGBTQIA+ - 18+ NSFW content (smut/heavy smut) -Explicit language - Heavy topics related to: suicide, sh, abuse, use of drugs + alcohol mentions) ****most likely on story plot chapters If you are uncomfortable with these inclusions, i suggest you to read the softer chapters that mention "fluff" next to the story title -------------------------- ⚠️THESE CHARACTERS DO NOT BELONG TO ME⚠️ ⚠️IF YOU ARE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THESE INCLUSIONS, I SUGGEST YOU NOT TO READ OR READ THE SOFTER CHAPTERS THAT HAS "fluff" NEXT TO THE TITLE⚠️ ---------------------------- published: 03/18/22 comeback: 03/01/25 ------------------------------ Thank you -pretty (Also did you eat or drink water today?? If not GO DO IT!!! you need to stay energized <333)

Blind Instincts by _Serza

*COMPLETED* My head bowed in a heavy mannor, not in respect, but in trepidation. I discern his unwavering gaze over my ill silhouette. "Look at me." I opened my eyes, though it made no difference. Black is still black, all I am left with are my four senses. He will kill me if I don't look. He will kill me if I do. He will look into my sightless eyes and see my futile existence isn't worth living. He will kill me, and he will be doing the pack a justice by it. He growls a low, throaty snarl to warn me about disobeying an alpha. There will be consequences, we both know that. His lingering growls let me know he is not going to allow me to contravene his word. I steadily inch my head upwards, visibly shaking everywhere else. Maybe he won't notice my depthless eyes from across the gazebo. My life depends on it. "You're blind." ~ Monet was born into a particularly prestigious area of her wolf pack, to parents of extremely high standards. Her legacy is to become the packs next healer, but when she was born completely devoid of melanin, all her mated parents saw was a disappointment. Being born an albino wolf pup meant a lot for Monet, but it mostly meant her condition had taken her eyesight along with it. What happens when Monet meets the Alpha of a neighboring pack? Will he accept her for what she is? ~CONTENT WARNING~ This book contains depictions of physical abuse, foul language, and upsetting scenary. This book is in no way, shape, or form glorifying domestic abuse of a parent or partner. This book is intended for individuals who feel at odds with their self due to their uniqueness. It is meant to shine light on those who differ from the majority; conquering, and overcoming those who lessen them for what makes them special. ~ Word count at completion date: 33,915 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

Practice Makes Perfect (A Romantic Comedy) by Pollyf79

AMBY AWARDS TOP PICK 2023 ❤️ "You think I can't act like I'm into you?" He asks in a whisper. He reaches out, and strokes a finger down my cheek, and I feel myself shiver at the touch. "You think I can't convince everyone that I have feelings for you?" His eyes are darker than ever, and any sign of a smile has now vanished. The only word I can think right now to describe him is "smouldering". I have searched many great romance novels (and even more sub-standard ones), and I am yet to find a better synonym for that particular word. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Abigail Watson has always played by the rules. She also constantly strives to be the best at everything she does. So when her boyfriend Declan decides to turn their temporary break into a permanent break-up, she starts to seriously doubt her girlfriend skills. Her new flatmate Ric tells Abby she's not the problem, but how can she believe *him* when he's one of the most annoying guys she's ever encountered? However, when she needs a fake boyfriend to save face in front of Declan, Ric might just be the only man she can turn to . . . Practice Makes Perfect offers you some forced proximity, enemies to lovers, a dash of fake dating, pub quizzes, flatmate frustrations . . . And - of course - an annoying ex, because doesn't everyone have at least one of those??? ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cover by @LNRoberts1 ❤️

Damnation Of Devotion ✔ by LadyInLostYearn

"I would've prayed for Them to go easy on you too." He moves and his eyes are on me, eyes where they are brimming with tears, but his soft smile confuses me. Gently caressing my temple, he gazes at me as if I'm the most delicate treasure. His lips kiss my fingers. "They did. A few years late but They did. Their mercy on me is you." ______________ While World War II is absorbed in its own devastation, a runaway slave stumbles upon a meadow. He is saved by a curious, lonely spirit and builds an affinity with her; but will he be her only salvation or eternal damnation? Either way, she can't let him go. And neither can he... as they're more similar than they thought. With unexpected gifts and losses coming their way, the starry-eyed lovers go on a journey for a sense of peace through a strange reality, a stark contrast to her own. The human world. Not an easy feat. Especially where ghosts and dreadful creatures are concerned. ☾✧⋄⋆⋅⋆⋄✧☽ Cover art by DuskBeetle This story isn't drama-filled and hasty despite the dramatics and the hassles. ▪︎ Ludus/Eros/Pragma & Philia ▪︎ Grumpy x Sunshine ▪︎ Interracial Couple ▪︎ 93k-98k words ▪︎ WARNING: Death, war, and miscarriage themes, harsh language, mild violence, implied trafficking Copyright © 2021 by L.I. Lost Yearn ✧⋄⋆⋅⋆⋄✧ 🥇 The Hearts Awards 2022 🥈 3x ▪︎ Those Romance Awards 2022 ▪︎ The Gemini Awards 2022 ▪︎ The Sapphire Awards 2023 {𝔽𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕖𝕕} Paranormal Paramours 2023 ⋄ @Paranormal

Falling Apart by 1_Will_3

*TRIGGER WARNING: DEALS WITH DEPRESSION, SELF HARM AND SUICIDE* Amber is sixteen years old and to sugarcoat it... She hasn't had the best upbringing. She would love a different life, one where she can see her mother again and not be stuck with her abusive father. A life where she doesn't get taunted and hit and torn apart by everyone who she has ever seen. But she would never swap, she doesn't want anyone to endure the pain she's gone through. So instead, she tries to get rid of it... Again. But much to her disbelief, she is saved by the people she would least expect. She learns secrets about them that no one else knows. She feels included. Cared for. And dare I say it... She felt loved. For once in her life, she felt truly happy to be alive. But just when Amber felt safe, her life was flipped upside down and her past came back to haunt her just when she least expected it... (Sorry, I suck at descriptions, don't let it put you off) Ranking: #64 in Awareness #15 in Mental Health Awareness #73 in saddness

𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐌𝐞 || 𝟏𝟖+ by ashluvfictionalmen

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THE FORGOTTEN HOPE by tessscholte_

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❝𝐅𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐌𝐲 𝐑𝐚𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐭'𝐬 𝐁𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫❞ cover

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𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐌𝐞 || 𝟏𝟖+ cover

THE FORGOTTEN HOPE cover

❝𝐅𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐌𝐲 𝐑𝐚𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐭'𝐬 𝐁𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫❞

𓂃𓈒𓏸 #1 in → 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐈𝐒𝐍'𝐓 𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄 𓏸𓈒𓂃 🔞 𝐇𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐥𝐲 𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭!⚠️ ⋆｡°✩ ᴡ ᴇ ʟ ᴄ ᴏ ᴍ ᴇ ✩°｡⋆ 𝟐𝟔-𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫-𝐨𝐥𝐝. 𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭, 𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐭, 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐞𝐥𝐭𝐲-𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭. 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐰 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞... 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐥. 𝟓 𝐦𝐞𝐧. 𝟏 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭. 𝐀 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐧. 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧, 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧-𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐞𝐥𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞... 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐮𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐬, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐮𝐩 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝. 𝐈𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐚 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠-𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐝, 𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐡 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐬. 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒔𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒅... 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒓𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒏 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒚𝒆𝒅 𝒉𝒆𝒓. ✧༺♥༻✧