The amazing adventures of kale salad 🥬

📣: one day in the 6ix sum yute named kael decided he wanted to get the mandem outta the hood and start a soundcloud career. kael never lived in the hood styll, kael lived in a cracker middle class neighborhood called the beaches but kael wanted to fit in wit the neighbours in the scarbs and started claiming the hood lyfe. Kael started going by the rap name "k breezy" with his botched jamaican accent, some fake gang banger friends, and an arab plug named ahmed, k breezy was ready to start the trappin and the rappin.