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Parts 11
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anonymouswriter1200

hallmark harrystyles marthewoertman marthwubbles mybad oops shrek

I'm once again back and crunker than ever with another story that nobody asked me to write. Once again, if you are Marthe Woertman, Shrek, or Harry Styles please go no further as it may be traumatizing to read yourself in this light. Again, I do not know anything about any of these people other than that their cheekbones really do be poppin. I would also like to state that I literally have not read the first book so there may be some inconsistencies between the two because I have absolutely no clue what I wrote. Once again, I did not actually proof read or edit this at all. I do not own Marthe or Shrek or Harry or really anything else. Harry Styles is still a villain. I have no idea how Shrek plays into this but I'm tagging it anyways. Marthe is just tall and good to look at. That is all. Enjoy! (and if you don't please don't tell me because it will hurt my feelings). Also s/o to the ...watermelon???... that sent me some Marth facts so I can be more accurate without mcstalking the poor woman. You a real one.All Rights Reserved

hallmark harrystyles marthewoertman marthwubbles mybad oops shrek

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Anchor Grind (H.S. / A.U.) by hardcandy92

Started: June 2023, Completed: June 2024 Alanis and Harry are living their best lives at the hottest skate park in Venice Beach, circa 1998. Between the concerts, parties, drugs, alcohol, friendships, and board tricks begging to be learned... will there also be a budding romance or simply a heartbreak waiting to happen? *** PREVIEW: Harry finally speaks up, "do you still hate me?" I ponder trying to think honestly about my answer. Hate is a pretty strong word, but do I really hate Harry? "I don't hate you." I sighed not wanting to have another one of these perplexing moments of pure weirdness with Harry, but really that's all we have at this point. I reach out to actually touch Harry's costume for the first time. I could have told Harry it bothered me how he acts differently around me when our friends are around. It bothers me that Harry doesn't always play nice. "Harry," as I say his name, his face perks up a little, "you just are complicated and I don't like complicated." *** This book is a mature read that may contain vulgar language, assaults/abuse, sexual content, descriptive violence, drug abuse, and explicit content.

Taste (H.S. / A.U.) by hardcandy92

Started: March 2024, ONGOING with WEEKLY updates Eloise DuPont is one of the world's best chefs. She is thriving with a new cookbook that just came out, jump starting her cooking class tour. Her relationship just ended and the only thing she has on her mind is her career. Harry Styles is a name no one can forget. With his current world tour launching, he is realizing he might be ready for a break from all the screaming crowds. Harry wonders what else life has in store for him, but scared to take a chance. When these two end up meeting in a twist of fate circumstance will there be a love story in the making, or will the pressures of fame tear them both apart? *** PREVIEW: INSTAGRAM NOTIFICATION, @harrystyles liked your story Harry had tagged me in something initially after meeting. His recent posts showed his latest city he held concert in. Hundreds of thousands of comments on the post thanking him for existing, sexualizing him, telling him how much they love him, and mentioning they were at the concert and it was an astounding show. One of the pictures in the slide was the entire band out at a dinner together. @elle_oh_elle WOW Harry... cheating on me already with a new chef?! I hope I'm still your favorite. INSTAGRAM NOTIFICATION, @harrystyles replied to your comment "And here I thought I would have to request another dinner to receive a follow. Don't you worry chef, you're always my favorite." My phone begins blowing up after that. Hundreds of notifications, I didn't read more than a few before it already seemed to overwhelm me. All the girls wondering who I was, was I deserving of his attention. If only they knew, it isn't something I am remotely interested in. *** This book is a mature read that may contain vulgar language, assaults/abuse, sexual content, descriptive violence, drug abuse, and explicit content.

Anonymous Story by anonymouswriter1200

I wrote this when I was drunk. The extent to which I was inebriated shall henceforth not be discussed. As an essential disclaimer, I do not own any of the characters, brands, places, or things discussed in this story. Of course, hopefully you already knew that one cannot own a human for a human is already owned by themselves. Although, if Marthe Woertman, Harry Styles, or Shrek do not own themselves I am entirely willing to campaign for their freedom. I am also deeply sorry to the above should they ever come across this literary masterpiece. Which would be tragic. A complete and utter disaster. Anyways this is a story about love of the not at all heterosexual variety. While there are disturbing mentions of previous heterosexuality it is not discussed at length or in detail. Also if you came to this story seeking Harry Styles or Shrek, while they are both key characters, it is mostly about Marthe Woertman and an entirely fictional girl who is simply pining for a hot, tall, dutch, Leo. I also wouldn't read this if you have any standards at all. I warn you, it is Hallmark Christmas Movie/Wattpad Fanfic crossover and simply should not exist. It is not rated mature because it does not have...y'know...the canoodling? the hickory dickory dock? the secret touchy thing? in it because it does not. I rated it that way because I did not, and I shall repeat, I did not proof read this at all. Also I don't really know anything about Marthe Woertman. Or Amsterdam. This will be wildly inaccurate in every respect. I just got crunk, was watching tiktoks, and I decided that I really like the woman's cheek bones and accent and astrological sign so the next time I got crunk I wrote an entire novel. Also Harry Styles and Shrek are both villains. Sorry.

Perfect Fate ✔ by fanoshkaflippo

Wattpad Creator! Happy and proud. HIM: Staying the night? Not my thing. Hearts and flowers? Boring. Falling in love? Not anytime soon. Settling down? Off the table. Getting married? You're kidding me, right? That was me before the night we first met. Because, well, meeting a hot chick that made me hard just by looking at her was definitely not in my plans when I sneaked out of a woman's apartment after what was already a long night. Taking her home and getting her a chocolate cake, though, was kind of intentional. But falling for her? Boy, that was pretty much inevitable. HER: He came out of nowhere, literally. I was there, sitting on that bench, barefoot and crying and just getting my heart broken in peace and silence. Then he appeared, all mad and furious and sexy and tall and just drool-worthy! And just like that, despite my poor attempts of escaping him, he had me wrapped in his world. A crazy yet heart-fluttering world, that I have absolutely no intentions of leaving anytime soon. ------- Character development is a main theme in this book. It shows you how they both work on changing for the better, while trying to overcome the obstacles in their relationship and fight for each other till the end. ** Warning!! Some chapters contain sexual scenes, but there's always a warning at the head of the chapter. Do not read them if you're under 18.** * Also, please beware that this story contains a lot of swearing. Read at your own risk. * **I don't own any photos used in this book. All are found on the internet for public use.** Highest Rankings: Sexy - #1 Love - #1 General Fiction - #41 Romance - #46 ------ ** Copyright © 2014 by Fanoshka Flippo (Farah Fekry). All rights reserved. No part of this document may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without prior written permission of Fanoshka Flippo / Farah Fekry. **

George Weasley x Reader ~ Jaffa Cake by fawnauroraa

'I wouldn't mind being with you, you topless Jaffa Cake..' You {Y/N} are currently attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and you are in your fourth year. As a Slytherin, with the idea that members of this particular house are stuck up and picky, you are expected to only date and befriend those within your house - you could never be seen associating with the likes of Gryffindors - however, one particular boy has caught your interest. And it doesn't seem great; his family is well known for being blood traitors. Will you let the wall you have up keep him away? Will the anxiety that lives within you slowly fade with his help, or will it rear its head as the wall you carefully built gets knocked down? You truly believe there is no one at Hogwarts who deeply understands you. But, you are rather mistaken indeed. ------ Warnings (Please read, your wellbeing is important!) -Mentions of anxiety, detailed panic attacks -Mentions of rape/mistreatment -Mildly detailed torture scene -Mildly offensive language Warnings/discretions for a specific chapter will be stated at the beginning of the chapter, to ensure that you're aware of the upcoming content. This story doesn't just focus on the relationship between you and George, but others as well. It is a mix of the Harry Potter novels, Harry Potter movies and my own ideas/inputs. It does not include BDSM/NSFW - I like reading that genre, but I don't enjoy writing it. Although I am practicing writing it now ;) ------ ▪︎COMPLETED▪︎ I do not own the charaters in this fanfiction. Y/n is you, as it means 'your name', they are not a specific character with specific traits as they are you. Anything Harry Potter related belongs to JK R*wling. Anything else is my own writing. Please don't directly copy things I've written, a lot of thought had gone into this and it takes up an awful lot of my spare time. Thank you for reading <3 ALSO CAN YALL STOP SAYING siNcE wHeN ON CHAPTER FIVE PLEASE BE PATIENT

Styles INC [edited] by tHeOfFiCiAlWhOrE

"Bu-but you are my boss."I stutter out. "I know and you are my assistant. But I don't give a fuck anymore. You drive me insane because all I can think about is you constantly." He says looking down at me. I blush and bite my lip looking up. "Fuck don't do that Rose." He rasps out. Rose is just a girl looking for a job after moving across the world, hoping for a better life. What happens when she becomes the assistant to ceo styles, the young asshat, but mastermind, of the business world. *warning mature content *also I'm basing the main characters looks off of Harry not his personality. He is not like this so don't think he is a bad person because of his actions in this book *this book is not edited *also this is my first book. don't hate. *also go check out my other book, Arduous!

when he sees me | Jared Kleinman x Reader | by musee_

" 'I lost my Cinderella, I think it's time to go find her.' he said and smiled as he placed his hands on my mask." ---- Y/n is a tall smart ass girl that loves to make fun of others. Well at least that would have been her if her 3rd grade crush hadn't destroyed her small innocent heart. She was homeschooled from that day onwards until her mother told her enough was enough and she was sent to high school in the 12th grade. No one knew who she was, she was a wallflower and that's how she liked it. Then she got a invitation from her new friend Jayden to go to a masquerade club. However she soon sees that it might not be as bad as it seems. Was it cliché for her to meet the boy of her dreams at that club? Will it be like a Cinderella story? ---- JUST READ THE BOOK TO FIND OUT!!! @musical_wierdo _____ #3 in jaredxreader 5.8.18 #1 in cronch 5.13.18 #1 in willroland 5.24.18

Marthe Woertman Imagines by rainbowalison

I'm not a good writer so sorry if it's bad😅. Some are quite short😬. I've written these mostly for myself but decide to share them anyways. I can't stop thinking about Marthe soooo yea.💗💗💗 There's a second book of imagines now! I guess 200 is the limit for one🤷🏻‍♀️

Papillon (Prince Harry) by eva1758

Eveline Delamane is currently speeding through life at 15 wtf's per hour. Most evenings are spend with three bottles of gin and two of her best mates. Hangovers were friendly reminders that at the age of twenty five, everyone had to take care of themselves. She's always the one getting into trouble at bars, not being able to hold back her tongue for five seconds. The things that matter in Evee's life: having a good laugh and her career. The children at the hospital were the reason she survived her hangovers four times a week. They always knew how to put a smile on her face, after four cups of coffee that is. When one day, Eveline stumbles upon a world-famous ginger at work, things just don't go as smoothly as usual. Through her black eye, hangover and sarcastic wit, she doesn't seem to recognize one particular prince. What was Ed Sheeran doing at the hospital anyways? ----------------- This is a work of fiction that was written and finished before The Duke and Duchess of Sussex met one another. I choose every aspect of this story because that's what I liked at the time. The similarities are scary and pure coincidence. It freaked me out at the time too (I wrote it first, they decided to live it later- or I was just good at guessing what would happen if H got married). This is a mature story, there's cursing and lemons. English is not my native language. I was 23 when I wrote this, there are some typos. The later chapters are written better and get more detailed. THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION. Seriously, I'm sorry H. Please don't ever read this.

Oi Homeschooled - Fred Weasley x reader by Alpacalypse

"AUCH, I'M WOUNDED, SOMEONE HELP ME BEFORE SHE KILLS ME!" he yelled loudly and I couldn't help but laugh. "Shut up, the whole castle can hear you!" I said and tried to pull him up. "That's the point! You're a dangerous being", he stated, but let me pull him up. "You're an idiot", I mumbled and narrowed my eyes at him. He was quite a bit taller than me, making me having to look up. It were his eyes that intrigued me for some reason. They always seemed to twinkle with amusement, even when there was nothing particularly funny going on. They held so many stories. I could see that he was studying me as well. They were a maze. A maze that I would love to get lost in. "You really are an onion", I blurted out. - Y/N Y/L/N arrives at Hogwarts to attend her sixth year after being homeschooled for all of her life. There she meets the infamous Weasley twins and one in particular catches her attention. It starts with a little teasing, but Y/N soon finds herself way in over her head. - Most characters are owned by JK Rowling. I do NOT support JKR at all, but I wrote this fan fiction years ago when I didn't know any better, and the Harry Potter universe was a big part of my teen life.

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