A tale of coming of stage, Bildungsroman, unbecoming of rage, despair, joy and chaos, this 3 part trilogy is everything that no reader wants. The Chronicles of Matman are truly the most magnificent tales one will ever read. The heartbreaking scenes of dialogue display flawlessly the emotional turmoil involved in common life situations such as riding 91 bikes at once and being serenaded by a quartet of strings. It describes the ordinary difficulties that all face such as annoying sleeping patterns, ejector beds and persiun rug stores. As usual, bring a box of toilet paper folded like napkins (you will most likely get diarrhea), so that you have the ability to wipe your crying ears. The authors capture and enrapture the reader so that they can never escape the confines of adult life of this intoxicating lifestyle. Enjoy my dear mountain grazing beethovens tt (i always forget what the youngsters of hippness write at the end, some two letters i'm not quite sure)
Critically Acclaimed Reviews:
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Melting doctorates/Phd
'Incredible writing, plot twists you would never expect, and an amazing eye for the boredom quality work.' - Robyne of Practitioning Nurses from Earth as human form
When Jane Madarang's neighbor Natalie kills herself and leaves behind cryptic instructions, it's up to Jane and her classmates to unearth deadly secrets.
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Natalie Driscoll is dead.
She threw herself out a window and left her neighbor Jane to unravel their town's darkest secrets. Following Natalie's instructions leads Jane to three other high school students who all have something to hide. The four of them must carry out Natalie's final errand while solving the mysteries written in her diary. But the secrets they unearth may be far more dangerous than what they ever imagined.
Content and/or trigger warning: This story contains scenes of suicide, violence and murder that may be triggering for some readers.
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