The Chronicles of Matman
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  • Reads 22
  • Votes 2
  • Parts 1
  • Time <5 mins
Ongoing, First published Jun 12, 2020
A tale of coming of stage, Bildungsroman, unbecoming of rage, despair, joy and chaos, this 3 part trilogy is everything that no reader wants. The Chronicles of Matman are truly the most magnificent tales one will ever read. The heartbreaking scenes of dialogue display flawlessly the emotional turmoil involved in common life situations such as riding 91 bikes at once and being serenaded by a quartet of strings. It describes the ordinary difficulties that all face such as annoying sleeping patterns, ejector beds and persiun rug stores. As usual, bring a box of toilet paper folded like napkins (you will most likely get diarrhea), so that you have the ability to wipe your crying ears. The authors capture and enrapture the reader so that they can never escape the confines of adult life of this intoxicating lifestyle. Enjoy my dear mountain grazing beethovens  tt (i always forget what the youngsters of hippness write at the end, some two letters i'm not quite sure) 

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apple/20 pomme de terres
Melting doctorates/Phd 
'Incredible writing, plot twists you would never expect, and an amazing eye for the boredom quality work.' - Robyne of Practitioning Nurses from Earth as human form
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