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When you leave the Menace at home with General Auntie
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  • Reads 316
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  • Parts 8
  • Time 44m
Complete, First published Jun 13, 2020
It's a calm evening in Beanotown... except in 51 Gasworks Road, the house of the Menace family. Mum Sandra and dad Den both have to go out, but there's a problem in the shape of their five year old hyperactive son, Dennis Menace. Lucky for them Sandra's sister Pru is available for the job. UNluckily for Dennis, Pru also happens to be a military woman who can't stand kids, and expects her word to be obeyed. What could possibly go wrong?

NOTE: This is our British Dennis (as if it wasn't obvious) as a five year old, and it has been inspired by an incident in Diary of a Wimpy Kid- Hard Luck.

I don't own these characters, they are property of the Beano (obvs).
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