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Jokes for days 😂

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yo mama so ugly that when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "sorry no professionals."

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Dangerously In Love (editing) by XxPandaBebexX

I was just having a walk, from me and my mom arguing over my life and job. I usually don't let them get to me but this argument did . I regretted leaving my house when I witness something horrifying . *Do not copy*

Atypical: Love is Strange by itsrxchelle

"Well either you take care of it yourself or get rid of it. I'm not about to ruin my career for this shit, I should have known you were going to try and trap me. Man you're useless."

PBS #2:The Billionaire's Wife(Editing) by StilettoGodmother01

I took a deep breath."Antonio I...I'm pregnant."His smile suddenly faded and his brown eyes turned darker by the second. He removed my hands from his."She was right. I can't believe that manipulative bitch was right I thought you were different. I thought you weren't like that."I looked at him in confusion. "What the hell are you talking about Antonio?"I asked him without beating around the bush. "You know exactly what I'm talking about. You used and trapped me all at once and like the idiot I was. I allowed you to."He yelled, with venom lacing his words."I don't want to see you and I don't want anything to do with that thing inside of you."I was on the verge of tears but didn't want to show him that."I want all your things gone when I return home." **** Venus Angelopolis is forced into a marriage for her brother's life because of a feud that started years ago between the two families. When she meets Antonio she wants nothing to do with him especially after he admits commitment is not for him but things take a turn one drunken night which results in an unexpected pregnancy. Antonio De Vaio finest, youngest, and most successful bachelor of New York claims that love isn't anywhere to be found in his long and complicated book. Seeing Venus for the first time caused him to misjudge her drastically so he lays down his rules from the start but when his brother Luca returns with a magnetic attraction towards Venus one drunken night Antonio begins to see a side to her that wasn't there before which causes his point of view towards her to change immensely.

I didn't wish this gift by trueandinfinite

"You're a freak" they all say. "You're a criminal" they all think. "You're psycho" they told her. "I believe you" he says "I'm like you" he told her. "You're gifted!" she says. Well, if I'm really gifted, I didn't wish this gift...

Wrong Number l.t by tumblr_lemon

ME: Mom I need gum my breath smells like shit. MOM: Wut. I'm a dude and I don't have a daughter. ME: Mom you haven't told a good joke in years lol. MOM: [picture attached] if I look like your mom you should really reconsider your childhood ME: Oh. Shit.

My Ex-wife, My Destination ✅ by mehaklovely

"Daisy, do you know what your mistake is?" He asks, his hardness rubbing between my buttocks. I stay silent because I'm not allowed to speak. "That you said 'yes' to marrying me." He spanks my buttocks, grinding his shaft against my wetness. "Therefore, I'll make sure to punish you and make you regret your decision every day." He finishes his sentence by landing a hard spank on my crotch, causing me to fall straight onto the sofa. "Stay still if you don't want me to make your night worse," he warns, raising my buttocks in the air again. "Happy anniversary, my fuck toy." He grabs my waist and plunges his hard membrane deep into me, causing me to gasp. *** Her husband treated her like a sex toy, and she let him, hoping that one day he would recognise her love. And he exploited her and vented his fury on her, making her life a living hell. In the end, he divorced her, not knowing she was carrying his baby. After the divorce, the baby was her only hope of survival. Five years later, when she was living her life with her daughter, his return raised questions: Is he back to separate her from her daughter or to rebuild their relationship? *** "Fine. I'm leaving and never show you my face." He grasps my arms and leans closer to my face, accelerating my heartbeat. I despise how much he still affects me. "Because I care about you more than anything else in this entire world. Just remember, you and Hope are my destination, and I'm ready to take any path which leads me to you both."

Love Unexpectedly by Starstories777

I was 17 when I ask him to take my virginity but he explicitly said no. Now, eight years later I need to ask him the same humiliating question again. Hopefully, this time he won't spit his drink in my face. ******************************************* "Do you think you're ready to be fucked, Cassandra?" Why do I find him so hot when he said those crude words? I'm not sure if I'll be scared or be turned on. I stumble on the couch trying to move away from him because he's already too close. His breathing is too fast and I can hear his heart beating so loudly or is it mine? He crouched down to my eye level and holds both my arms on the side to steady me then whispered huskily in my ear. "I have to warn you though, I can be rough Cassandra. I can fuck your brains out that you'll forget your own name. Then he looks at me directly in the eyes and I just notice how dark his eyes now. Unfortunately, love, I don't think your little body can handle me." -Please don't forget to vote-

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My name is Abbygail Skye, and my task today is to teach you fools on how to handle boys who don't understand the meaning of "STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!" For those who hate abuse, action and pain, I suggest you avoid this guide but for those who are still interested. WELCOME!!! (This story contains scenes that might not happen but if it does, you can atcually find out on how to handle it.)

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Dangerously In Love (editing)

I was just having a walk, from me and my mom arguing over my life and job. I usually don't let them get to me but this argument did . I regretted leaving my house when I witness something horrifying . Do not copy