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If Life Were a Joke, I would be the Punchline

Kurosaki_taicho

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Reads 46,643
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Parts 21
Time 5h 4m

Kurosaki_taicho

Mature

Aizawa Shouta had been without a soulmark his entire life, until one day he wasn't. Life was strange like that.
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Updates are sporadic. I post information about when an update is coming, as well as chapter previews on my twitter (AngelsAndCrows) and tumblr (Kurosaki-taicho). There's also memes.All Rights Reserved

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