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If Life Were a Joke, I would be the Punchline

Kurosaki_taicho

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Reads 46,425
Votes 1,926
Parts 21
Time 5h 4m

Kurosaki_taicho

Mature

Aizawa Shouta had been without a soulmark his entire life, until one day he wasn't. Life was strange like that.
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Updates are sporadic. I post information about when an update is coming, as well as chapter previews on my twitter (AngelsAndCrows) and tumblr (Kurosaki-taicho). There's also memes.All Rights Reserved

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Abandoned ||BNHA X Child Reader|| by _BakuChan_

Your entire life has been spent in a experiment facility. Your quirk is strange and powerful, and no one can quite pin point what it is, which is why you are relentlessly experimented on. That was the life you knew, and your entire world was inside that facility. You've never seen trees, you've never seen a fork, you've never seen anyone wear something other than a lab coat. You were anything but a normal child. Far from it in fact. One day, you're saved. But it takes you a long time, a lot of help from the loving class of 1-A and a tired man with black hair to be a normal child again. ||Highest Rankings|| 3 in #mha [7/4/19] 2 in #Hero [8/4/19] 1 in #aizawa [7/4/19] 6 in #bnha [7/4/19] 8 in #xreader

Insomnia [Shota Aizawa x Reader] (Rewritten Version) by Pixelpad

This is the rewritten version of the first Insomnia. Plot is similar, but has major changes, and hopefully better. -•- [Y/N] [L/N], sleep-deprived and immune to quirks, is not a hero. In fact, they have a close relationship with villains. Shota Aizawa, sleep-deprived and erases quirks, works as an underground hero and teacher. -•- Spoilers until season 3, episode 14 (episode 52 overall) / chapter 100. No spoilers on season 4 and beyond.

My Hero Academia Oneshots by bluebunn1

Various ships and x readers - x readers will be gender neutral unless otherwise mentioned! -probably a lot of x readers, they're easier for me to write -x readers will be platonic and focus more on comfort or angst, rather than romance! Please note that while there will be a lot of fluff, it's safe to assume it will mostly be angst. A lot of heavier topics will be mentioned or described. Please don't read topics that could trigger you. Stay safe <3 Any trigger warnings will be listed at the top of each chapter, even for minor things. Cover art by me. Slow updates

If only... ♥ Tododeku story ♥ by WillTheWiseNumba1Fan

No mature content in this story. This is a soulmate AU about Midoriya having mild depression and anxiety. Essentially, when a kid turns 10 what ever they write on their skin appears on their soulmate's skin and vise versa. (the cover picture is not my art and nor is any of the other drawings inside this story unless I say it is mine so credit to artists) Anyways I hope you enjoy and if you want feel free to check out the other story I wrote ♥ Story title: The sleepover ♥ Tododeku story ♥ Link to story: https://www.wattpad.com/story/228926138-the-sleepover-%E2%99%A5-tododeku-story-%E2%99%A5

Mute by PR3SENTATI0N_M1CHAEL

Shouta Aizawa takes notice to how his best friend, Hizashi Yamada, seems to be struggling with his past recently. Shortly after he finds out and attempts to grow closer to him like they had been in the past, Hizashi mysteriously disappears without a trace. If Shouta can even find him again, will he be the same? ●○°•♡•°○● ●○°•♡•°○● ●○°•♡•°○● He didn't seem to notice as he entered the room completely, still shaking and shivering. It looked like he was crying, but he wasn't making any noise. Shouta noticed a burnt smell, concealing a cough. It was enough of a sound to make Hizashi notice him, pure terror in his eyes as he used his arms to shield his face and neck. "Zashi, it's me, it's alright." It was obvious that he didn't recognise him in the slightest. Hizashi was completely frozen as Shouta came closer to him, hoping for some sort of realisation. Still nothing. He looked over his friend, scanning for injuries. He had scrapes and bruises, but nothing too bad. At least, that's what he thought until Hizashi bolted past him to get to the door. His uncoordinated legs fell out from under him and he crashed back to the ground. Shouta put a hand to his shoulder in an attempt to calm him down, but he clawed desperately and flipped over, thrashing around to get Shouta off of him. Shouta held on. He looked into Hizashi's eyes, then down his neck. It was the source of the burning smell, and looking at it made him sick. ●○°•♡•°○● ●○°•♡•°○● ●○°•♡•°○● TW: Alcohol, violence, blood, language None of the art shown is mine!

Two Heroes and A Hustler by LeySmitt

Everyone is born with at least one black mark on their body, a mark that changes colors upon the first contact with their soulmate/s. In this sense, Deku is no different. But that is where his similarities stop. After working for the yakuza throughout his childhood, Deku is captured during a raid. He meets Present Mic and Eraserhead, who decide to take him to UA rather than send him to a juvenile detention center. Adjusting to the challenging support course and a functional home is difficult enough on it's own, and now this criminal also has to deal with two annoying soulmates. Will his first experience with unconditional love and support get him to break down his carefully constructed walls? Or will they strengthen as he tries to hold on to his old life? TRIGGER WARNINGS - Mentions of child sexual assault (brief mentions and implications, no in depth descriptions) - Disordered eating (specifically binge eating and refeeding) - Explicit sexual content As with my other works, I will be marking (******) where these scenes begin and end. If important dialogue occurs during these scenes I will place a summary in the comments of the ending mark.

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Soulmates (bnha X Oc) by BatteredWings000

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