Sitting Pretty
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  • Reads 217
  • Votes 19
  • Parts 1
  • Time 48m
Complete, First published Jun 15, 2020
Mature
LIZARD SITTER WANTED
Traveling for a conference & my lizard could use some TLC.
A good lizard sitter is hard to find. Could you be the one?
Come over and meet it up close and personal. It doesn't bite!

Oh, come on, Frong thinks. It's got to be tongue in cheek, right? Nobody is clueless enough to advertise for a petsitter on a gay hookup app. Lizard Dad is just clowning him. Got to be.

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