Sneed X Futa!Reader
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MatureOngoing<5 mins
Last published Tue, Jun 16, 2020
Part of the CHRONIC x Reader universe
Yo its ya boi Boytoy and I'm ere with a crack fic about one of my broskis because why the fuck not? Anyways so yeah the character [Y/N] is kinda highkey toxic af and does not represent any of my opinions or views, they are a character for this parody on my friends life. Also Sneed is not as much of a loser as I've written him to be so dont @ him.
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