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Завершенная история, впервые опубликовано июн. 15, 2020
I DO NOT SHIP REAL PEOPLE, I DO NOT CONDONE SHIPPING REAL PEOPLE. ALL MY QUOTES RELATING TO RELATIONSHIPS ARE TO BE READ PLATONICALLY/AS A JOKE 200 incorrect quotes, starring Technoblade and FriendsВсе права сохранены
Оглавление
- Plan Mпнд, июн. 15, 2020
- Take out?пнд, июн. 15, 2020
- Answer The Question, Techno!пнд, июн. 15, 2020
- I Guess He Is Thenпнд, июн. 15, 2020
- Techno's Listпнд, июн. 15, 2020
- Poor Babyпнд, июн. 15, 2020
- Well, You Got Somethingпнд, июн. 15, 2020
- Welcome To The Familyпнд, июн. 15, 2020
- Mistlefoeпнд, июн. 15, 2020
- Don't Disappoint Your Fans Like Thisпнд, июн. 15, 2020
- Knife Monopolyпнд, июн. 15, 2020
- It's A - mEnTaL bReAkDoWnпнд, июн. 15, 2020
- What Else Was Going To Happen-пнд, июн. 15, 2020
- Top Ten Killers In The Worldпнд, июн. 15, 2020
- Friendship Goals?пнд, июн. 15, 2020
- Marshmallow Timeпнд, июн. 15, 2020
- Better Question: You Okay?пнд, июн. 15, 2020
- Blocking Someone Is Very Simple-пнд, июн. 15, 2020
- "As Shakespeare Once Said-"пнд, июн. 15, 2020
- It's Out Of Anger Thoughпнд, июн. 15, 2020
- Muggy Day, Ain't It?пнд, июн. 15, 2020
- Why Did You Marry Him Thenпнд, июн. 15, 2020
- Normal People? Haпнд, июн. 15, 2020
- Techno Is Obliviousпнд, июн. 15, 2020
- It's Probably The Knifeпнд, июн. 15, 2020
- In A Dark Room...пнд, июн. 15, 2020
- In A Dark Room (Again)пнд, июн. 15, 2020
- Twelve Dollars? Surely That's Enough To Hire An Assassinпнд, июн. 15, 2020
- What Happened To Your Roommateпнд, июн. 15, 2020
- Honestly, Sameпнд, июн. 15, 2020
- Better Watch It I Guessпнд, июн. 15, 2020
- Well Who Else Wouldпнд, июн. 15, 2020
- I'm Sure He Can Take Care Of Himself, Dadzaпнд, июн. 15, 2020
- Quiz Time!пнд, июн. 15, 2020
- That's...Not A Good Choiceпнд, июн. 15, 2020
- No, Let's Do Change The Subjectпнд, июн. 15, 2020
- - Love, Techno?пнд, июн. 15, 2020
- So...Skepnoblade or Techbur?пнд, июн. 15, 2020
- What A Good Older Brother! ....Waitпнд, июн. 15, 2020
- Of Course It's Your Normal Face-пнд, июн. 15, 2020
- Officer Skeppyпнд, июн. 15, 2020
- That Faceпнд, июн. 15, 2020
- But Did You Join The Cult Of The Blood God Though?пнд, июн. 15, 2020
- He Broke Into Your House At Midnight To Talk About Milk?пнд, июн. 15, 2020
- Uh, Techno?пнд, июн. 15, 2020
- That Demon's Just Been Vibing-втр, июн. 16, 2020
- Inner Peaceвтр, июн. 16, 2020
- Oh Skeppy's In Trouble?втр, июн. 16, 2020
- Fear The King (And Love Him Because He's Baby)втр, июн. 16, 2020
- They're Gonna Give Themselves Headachesвтр, июн. 16, 2020
- The Gift Of Bees (And The Sting Of Betrayal?)втр, июн. 16, 2020
- Don't Get Locked Out In The Futureвтр, июн. 16, 2020
- At Starbucksвтр, июн. 16, 2020
- In A Haunted Houseвтр, июн. 16, 2020
- Well, You Askedвтр, июн. 16, 2020
- Don't Steal From Technoвтр, июн. 16, 2020
- Friendship Is Chaosвтр, июн. 16, 2020
- Driving Timeвтр, июн. 16, 2020
- You Are An Adult Too, Technoвтр, июн. 16, 2020
- Good To Knowвтр, июн. 16, 2020
- Leave A Review On "Pain" Nowвтр, июн. 16, 2020
- That's Not A New Thing Thoughвтр, июн. 16, 2020
- Cake Baking Timeвтр, июн. 16, 2020
- You Should Probably Listen....втр, июн. 16, 2020
- Look, As Long As No Knives Or Fire Are Involed, Things Should Be Goodвтр, июн. 16, 2020
- You Should Probably Answer Techno Soonвтр, июн. 16, 2020
- Illegal Activitiesвтр, июн. 16, 2020
- Fall? You Mean Autumnвтр, июн. 16, 2020
- You Do Have To Specifiy Thoughвтр, июн. 16, 2020
- Well...втр, июн. 16, 2020
- I Don't Like Thisсрд, июн. 17, 2020
- Good Advice, Will Use Laterсрд, июн. 17, 2020
- Memories Are What You Make Of Them?срд, июн. 17, 2020
- He Isn't Wrongсрд, июн. 17, 2020
- I Would Like To Know Tooсрд, июн. 17, 2020
- So Supportiveсрд, июн. 17, 2020
- Murder Mysteries Are Great, But Um...срд, июн. 17, 2020
- That's Siblings For Youсрд, июн. 17, 2020
- Respect? For That You Must Train For One Hundred Yearsсрд, июн. 17, 2020
- Short Skeppy-срд, июн. 17, 2020
- Friendship? Ah-срд, июн. 17, 2020
- Wear Heels Maybe?срд, июн. 17, 2020
- This Is A LIBRARYсрд, июн. 17, 2020
- Would That Just Be A Scream Orсрд, июн. 17, 2020
- The Reasons Whyсрд, июн. 17, 2020
- Witness? Suuureпнд, июн. 22, 2020
- Are You Two Good Actors Though?пнд, июн. 22, 2020
- Well Good Jobпнд, июн. 22, 2020
- Um, Think A Little More Clearly, Maybe?пнд, июн. 22, 2020
- At The End Of The Warпнд, июн. 22, 2020
- Wha- Wait-чтв, июл. 2, 2020
- Logic? Haчтв, июл. 2, 2020
- Okay, Ex-English Majorчтв, июл. 2, 2020
- Don't Say Stuff Like Thatчтв, июл. 2, 2020
- You Know, Gonna Specify That All Shipping Is A JOKEчтв, июл. 2, 2020
- Skeppy, You Need To Train For Another One Hundred Years, I'm Afraidчтв, июл. 2, 2020
- You've Gone And Jinxed Yourself Nowчтв, июл. 2, 2020
- No I Don't Think Soчтв, июл. 2, 2020
- Oh, Uh-чтв, июл. 2, 2020
- That's Not Good Adviceчтв, июл. 2, 2020
- Please Just Do Another Collab-суб, июл. 4, 2020
- Is This Really How You Get Away With Every Terrible Idea You Have?суб, июл. 4, 2020
- Why Are You Drinking Vodka With Orange Juice? Oh Thanks For That Explanationсуб, июл. 4, 2020
- Is He Wrong Though?суб, июл. 4, 2020
- You Can't Just Change The Game Like Thatсуб, июл. 4, 2020
- Sharing A Room At 3amпнд, июл. 13, 2020
- You're Right But Also Wrong?пнд, июл. 13, 2020
- Snakes Are Just Budget Lizardsпнд, июл. 13, 2020
- Friendship Bracelets!пнд, июл. 13, 2020
- Water Fight! Oh, No, Don't-пнд, июл. 13, 2020
- Good Morning! I Hope You Guys Had A Better Sleep Than I Didвтр, июл. 28, 2020
- As A Former Violinist, Can I Just Say: Beginners, Please Do Not Practise Near Meвтр, июл. 28, 2020
- For Some Reason, I Don't Think This Would Go Too Well...втр, июл. 28, 2020
- Brotherly Affection Time!!втр, июл. 28, 2020
- Well, It Is Skeppy, So...втр, июл. 28, 2020
- So, Um, Techno, Go Back To Hyperfixating On Farming Potatoes Pleaseвтр, июл. 28, 2020
- Good Stream On Sunday, Made Me Think Of This:втр, июл. 28, 2020
- Oh, How Will You Ever Get Out Of The Trouble You're In Now?втр, июл. 28, 2020
- Aw, Poor Wilbur....втр, июл. 28, 2020
- Excuse Me, What Mess Did You Get Yourselves Into Hereвтр, июл. 28, 2020
- I Think That's A Valid Reasonвтр, июл. 28, 2020
- Well....Is That All You Have To Say...?втр, июл. 28, 2020
- I Don't Actually Know How Tall Skeppy Isвтр, июл. 28, 2020
- I'm Sure It Was Just Luck That Got Him This Farвтр, июл. 28, 2020
- Why Does This Sound Like Something My Younger Brother Would Doвтр, июл. 28, 2020
- I Wonder How Long It Will Take Until Squid Actually Does Pass Technoвтр, июл. 28, 2020
- Have You Guys Noticed That I'm Running Out Of Ideas For Titlesвтр, июл. 28, 2020
- You Guys Watch CPK, Right?втр, июл. 28, 2020
- You Cannot Defeat The (Ex) English Majorвтр, июл. 28, 2020
- People Reading This: What's Your Favourite Ice Cream Flavour?втр, июл. 28, 2020
- I Think You Might Be Wrongчтв, июл. 30, 2020
- Please Put The Knives Away!чтв, июл. 30, 2020
- Seems Pretty True To Meчтв, июл. 30, 2020
- Crosswords Are Fun (Don't Hurt Each Other)чтв, июл. 30, 2020
- Sleepover Time!чтв, июл. 30, 2020
- Well, You've Messed Up Nowвск, авг. 9, 2020
- First Of All, Spiders Are Terrifying, Second Of All, NO-вск, авг. 9, 2020
- On An Airplaneвск, авг. 9, 2020
- Did You Lock Your Door?вск, авг. 9, 2020
- I Really Want Another Skeppy And Techno Collab, Is That Too Much To Ask For?вск, авг. 9, 2020
- So Last Night On Twitter Was Kinda Chaosптн, авг. 14, 2020
- Yesterday Was Good, But An SBI Meetup Would Be Betterптн, авг. 14, 2020
- Do You Have A Basic Understanding Of Phones And Numbers?птн, авг. 14, 2020
- Add Joke About Bullying Orphans Hereптн, авг. 14, 2020
- Please Upload Technoптн, авг. 14, 2020
- Congrats, Tommy, On One Million Subscribers!пнд, сент. 7, 2020
- Basically Me When I Watched Fundy For The First Timeпнд, сент. 7, 2020
- Have Techno and Tubbo Ever Interacted?пнд, сент. 7, 2020
- So, Um, Tommy's Latest Video... (Yes It Was Two Days Ago, Leave Me Alone)пнд, сент. 7, 2020
- Manners Don't Pay?пнд, сент. 7, 2020
- Basically Their Dynamic (Tumblr Inspired Me)пнд, сент. 7, 2020
- When Phil Tries To Cheer Up Technoсрд, сент. 9, 2020
- Why Are You Like Thisсрд, сент. 9, 2020
- According To One Of Phil's Streams, This Isn't Even Incorrectсрд, сент. 9, 2020
- Is He Wrong Though?срд, сент. 9, 2020
- Whoever Said A Dictionary Can't Get You Detention...птн, сент. 18, 2020
- The Problem With Lettersпнд, сент. 21, 2020
- Techno's Saturday Plansпнд, сент. 21, 2020
- You Sure 'Bout That?пнд, сент. 21, 2020
- Defenestration Timeпнд, сент. 21, 2020
- When The Children Play Gamesпнд, сент. 21, 2020
- What's Wrong With Some Discipline?втр, сент. 22, 2020
- Would You Rather...втр, сент. 22, 2020
- Who Put Him In Chargeвтр, сент. 22, 2020
- What Even Is Sleepвтр, сент. 22, 2020
- I Think That May Be A Little Extremeптн, сент. 25, 2020
- Biology Facts With Technobladeптн, сент. 25, 2020
- I Really Can't Believe That Wilbur Is Tallerсрд, сент. 30, 2020
- Texting With Wilbur And Technoвтр, сент. 29, 2020
- When Wilbur's Left In Chargeсрд, сент. 30, 2020
- I Just Want To Say That Ya'll Had Better Be Appreciating Scottсрд, сент. 30, 2020
- Ya'll Excited For Halloween?птн, окт. 9, 2020
- At 3amптн, окт. 16, 2020
- Just Let Techno Read In Peaceптн, окт. 16, 2020
- Someone Here Is Right And Someone Here Is Very Wrongптн, окт. 16, 2020
- Lunchtime With Skeppy and Spifeyптн, окт. 16, 2020
- CONGRATS TECHNO ON 3MILсуб, окт. 17, 2020
- Tommy In Detentionсуб, окт. 17, 2020
- Techno At The Grocery Storeвск, окт. 18, 2020
- I'd Like To Jump Off A Cliff (It's Better Than My Exams)втр, окт. 20, 2020
- CONGRATS TOMMY ON TWO MIL (Late Because of Exams)чтв, окт. 22, 2020
- The Return Of The Jellyfishвск, окт. 25, 2020
- The DreamSMP Storyline, Huhвск, окт. 25, 2020
- When Techno Isn't A Good Role Modelвск, окт. 25, 2020
- When Tommy Comes Home After Curfewпнд, окт. 26, 2020
- "Stop Laughing At My Loneliness" - Technobladeпнд, окт. 26, 2020
- Techno's Reasonsпнд, окт. 26, 2020
- So...Is Skeppy A Vampire?втр, окт. 27, 2020
- What Great Older Brothersвтр, окт. 27, 2020
- Lifehacks With Skeppyчтв, окт. 29, 2020
- When Someone Steals Bad's Muffinsчтв, окт. 29, 2020
- Techno's Reasons (Again)чтв, окт. 29, 2020
- Because This Was Necessary Informationчтв, окт. 29, 2020
- Skeppy's Experience With Dentistsчтв, окт. 29, 2020
- Who Even Likes Cauliflower?чтв, окт. 29, 2020
- When Wilbur Is Forgetfulчтв, окт. 29, 2020
- I'm Wondering What Techno's Plans For The DreamSMP Areсуб, окт. 31, 2020
- Happy Halloween!!!суб, окт. 31, 2020
- Finally, A Skeppy And Technoblade Collabвск, нояб. 1, 2020
- Who Has Feelingsвтр, нояб. 3, 2020
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