"Listen here, you little trickass, rich kid. Calm down and accept that you're head over heels, deadass in love with this dumb blond" "How many insults were there in that one sentence? 22?" "It's called tough love. The only love you'll take seriously since it's evidently the only love you even recognize." --- This is a story that takes place in an Alternate Universe. Which means this is not based off the MCU events or the comics. It's about Tony Stark and Steve Rogers (Stony) so if you ship anything else then keep on stepping boo. ;) Hope you enjoy this!