A Reference Filled Light Novel Tilted: Nintendelion.

This story has been made because i got bored. Read it if you want, I dont really care. Tell me its hot garbage, I don't care. You read it didn't you?
This is originally intended as an inside joke but I want fame. So give me likes peasants.

All references to existing media are intended, but i don't own said media. I added them to be funny

This is a tale of Cautionary Fiction
Please leave any complaints to 1-800-STEEMER.