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Quotes & Jokes
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ninabelina08
Ongoing, First published Sep 08, 2014
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Random consists of quotes , jokes or anything that is relatable to each and everyone.

This book will be going to make say "true that" , "this is so me", and many more !

Oohhh , don't forget the DIY and Facts !! hehe

I would like to share this to everyone and credits to the owner of everything here every single one of it !

Disclaimer : This is a collection of jokes, quotes, DIY , Facts or whatsoever from the internet.

Note : There are inappropriate words in here , so if you don't like that . You can skip x) Thank you ! and Happy reading Lovesssss ♥

P.S. This ain't PG-13 .
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