Hello there, you bonkers little human. I see that you have reached the end of your voyage. Please confirm the pass code before continuing to the land of magic and mystery. What?! You don't remember it?! How can someone forget something so predictable?! It's literally "I make self-deprecating jokes because my life is the biggest circus." The ghost on my shoulder stirs, viciously ripping out its imaginary earphones as it stares me dead in the eyes. "What? I thought the pass code was 'Complaining more about writing than actually writing'. Such betrayal..." *** Welcome to the world of quirky humor and spiraling fantasy, where modern sassy ghosts dance to jazz, kids walk around with skulls instead of dolls, Cinderella hurls her glass slippers at the prince's face because he is just so freaking annoying, and where you can get the worst trust issues. Here's a collection of random stories that decide to holler into my mind every now and then. Trigger warnings: racism, bullying, suicide, addiction, war, violence, character death