Rhymes for Our Times

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Nursery Rhymes rewritten for our Covid times. Mostly light hearted but often satirical or with a point to make. 

Some of these were originally posted in Third Verse but by 'popular demand' are getting a volume to themselves.All Rights Reserved

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