High school Au. Dr. Phil is the bully jock, his main victim none other than Shrek. Shrek never knew why he picked on him, all he did know was that he hated Dr. Phil and his little posse. Especially Kermit, who was dating Phil, and his ex best friend, Donkey. Who left him to be one of the popular kids. But what happens when Shrek falls helplessly in love with his bully?