Our Boring Lives
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Last published Tue, Jun 8, 2021
Welcome to my world of broken headcanons!
Where New York likes Massachusetts, Tennessee is having an existential crisis, Alabama isn't a total creep, California breaks the fourth wall, Kentucky is in therapy, and their world is falling apart as we speak!
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