Our Boring Lives
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Last published Tue, Jun 8, 2021
Welcome to my world of broken headcanons!
Where New York likes Massachusetts, Tennessee is having an existential crisis, Alabama isn't a total creep, California breaks the fourth wall, Kentucky is in therapy, and their world is falling apart as we speak!
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DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT STEAL, TRACE, BE HEAVILY INSPIRED, OR COPY MY DESIGNS IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. reqs r not open comms closed book contains Countryhumans, statehumans, cityhumans, and moreComplete
Statehouse stuff
I write incorrect quotes, oneshots, and occasionally headcanons. Also fair warning, I love OhioComplete
The states!
Basically just Usa's States. Its uhhhhhhhh lil' skits. It DOES have some RusAme that Alaska did not sign up for. Annnd thats about it. I think I should rename this "America's Shits" or something like that Haha, coming up with a better description. This has swearing (example: Alabama: Have you ever accidentally gotten into a relationship with your sister? Mississippi: bitch what), ships you probably won't like, also as I write this I slowly descend into insanity. IT'S VERY NOTICEABLE AND SOMETIMES I QUOTE THESE TO MY FRIENDS! (you should to 😉) Also there's Countries in this book. Like China, Russia, North Korea, Third Rice in the South Park bit and then (s)he never shows up again, UK, France.. I could go on and on, but it's only the countries Amurica (🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🚫💵🔫✅🗽🗽🗽) has interacted with. Also it has TONS of spelling mistakes and cringey 4 wall breaks. I might go back and fix my first 4 chapters. (PLEASE I BEG OF YOU START AT LIKE OOH YOURE IN TROUBLE FRjOM NEW MEXICO crap MAY NOT MAKE SENSE- BUT I LITERALLY CAN NOT HANDLE ANOTHER PERSON COMMENTING ON THE FIRST 4) Now, onto the ranks 8 in Utah 10 in Alabama 9 in Alabama 5 in Alabama 2 in Idaho 282 in Australia 18 in amerus 437 in Australia 1 in New Mexico 1 in New Mexico (September 2023) 12 in Utah 7 in idaho 12 in Alaska 16 in Alaska 21 in Alabama 21 in Florida (October 2023) 22 in Ohio (August 2024) 63 in Alaska
𝘾𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙧𝙮𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙨 𝙊𝙣𝙚 𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙩𝙨
!! 𝗗𝗢𝗡'𝗧 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗣 𝗠𝗬 𝗖𝗛 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗦 !! (Please take not of the symbols before the chapter names and what they mean! ☆ > canon ✦ > filler ʚɞ > AU Any chapter without a star is old canon that has been changed, the chapters with stars are my canon for my CH world build! Thank you!) ｡･ﾟ･｡･ﾟ･｡･ﾟ･｡･ﾟ･ 𝘈 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘰𝘧 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘴 𝘷𝘢𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦! 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘧𝘰𝘤𝘶𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺-𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵, 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘱𝘶𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘦𝘳. 𝘉𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦. 𝘚𝘩𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴/𝘯𝘴𝘧𝘸/𝘭𝘲𝘣𝘵 𝘋𝘕𝘐. -𝗖𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝗯𝘆 @𝙠𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙣.𝙤𝙗𝙞 > 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙢-
The Game Planned By Him..
what do u want..? is it enough for you? stop it who u think you are? stop acting!! u worthless better you're not exist in this world . . . . . . . . WARNING!! -this is just a story!!don't took it serious- (am i type it right?:P) -red blood -cringe -torture moment(?) ~countryhumans fandom ~am not really good in englishComplete
Sickness, Ailments, and Injuries - Oh My!
Obligatory sick fic for the fandom! We've got (at least) one victim from every region. Starting with the Northeast and some wisdom teeth removal, we'll then visit the South and check on a sick character. Then some of the Midwest gets injured, and finally the West takes us away into our last ailment of the day. (Oh yeah, this takes place over one day). Well... come and get your injured and hurting states everybody. They need the love.Complete
Tiny Texas Time!
I keep having ideas and they're all about Texas because he's my favorite for no reason other than I just decided that he is Anyway this is more of just a smol thing for chuckles, each chapter will probably only be around 300 words or less, and it's just about Texas being America and Mexico's chaos child (Shh I know there's no reason for this to exist) (Edit: I'm from the future and I lied. This is not smol. It big)Complete
Starstruck: Countryhumans America X Reader
Hello friendos :3 So every once and a while I'll go through a phase where I'm just super obsessed with a specific country....and this story is the result of one of those phases. Enjoy :DComplete
Twisting Past: Old Countryhumans X Reader
10/2/21 A rewrite of one my popular stories Old Countryhumans X Reader. I decided to rewrite the story after 2 years of not stepping into the Fandom.. I do have school though so I'd be writing when I have the time to. Enjoy :)Complete
Tʜᴇ Isʟᴀɴᴅ Iɴ Bᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇɴ
«𝚁𝚞𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚊 𝚡 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛» "𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑢𝑛𝑠𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑠 𝑏𝑒𝑎𝑢𝑡𝑖𝑓𝑢𝑙, 𝑖𝑠𝑛'𝑡 𝑖𝑡?" !Warning! • This is a male country x female reader. • There will be mature topics. (Violence, sexual themes, mental health, strong language, etc.) If you're sensitive to those topics please don't read this as i wont have warnings in any chapters.
DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT STEAL, TRACE, BE HEAVILY INSPIRED, OR COPY MY DESIGNS IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. reqs r not open comms closed book contains Countryhumans, statehumans, cityhumans, and more
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