Trig isn't fundamental, it's Unnecessary

A rant on my absolute incomprehension of mathematics. There was a brief period of time during which trigonometric identities and I didn't get along very well (we were practically fighting WWIII). I still don't understand the point of it, but at least I can do a sum pretty decently. I showed this to two hardcore math teachers and they loved it! Honestly, that was unexpected. And the mathemagician I showed it to asked me to put it up somewhere, so ta da! If you despise math or if you are just looking for a laugh, read this. It will take a minute of your time and another minute to vote and or comment. Thanks!