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Ongoing, First published Jun 20, 2020
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"IT IS OUR CHOICES, HARRY, THAT SHOW WHAT WE TRULY ARE, FAR MORE THAN OUR  ABILITIES" - Albus Dumbledore

"ALWAYS" - Severus Snape

"YOU'RE A LITTLE SCARY SOMETIMES, YOU KNOW THAT? BRILLIANT... BUT SCARY." - Ron Weasley

"JUST BECAUSE IT'S TAKEN YOU THREE YEARS TO NOTICE, RON DOESN'T MEAN NO ONE ELSE HAS SPOTTED I'M A GIRL." - Hermione Granger

"TRAINING FOR THE BALLET, POTTER?"  - Draco Malfoy

"I SOLEMNLY SWEAR I AM UP TO NO GOOD" ― Harry Potter

─ ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ─

ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴇʀᴍɪᴏɴᴇ ɪꜱ ꜱᴛɪʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇꜱᴛ-

─ ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ─

In this book there will be jokes/memes about Harry Potter! I will update these memes when I feel like it. 

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