HARRY POTTER JOKES || HARRY POTTER
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"IT IS OUR CHOICES, HARRY, THAT SHOW WHAT WE TRULY ARE, FAR MORE THAN OUR ABILITIES" - Albus Dumbledore
"ALWAYS" - Severus Snape
"YOU'RE A LITTLE SCARY SOMETIMES, YOU KNOW THAT? BRILLIANT... BUT SCARY." - Ron Weasley
"JUST BECAUSE IT'S TAKEN YOU THREE YEARS TO NOTICE, RON DOESN'T MEAN NO ONE ELSE HAS SPOTTED I'M A GIRL." - Hermione Granger
"TRAINING FOR THE BALLET, POTTER?" - Draco Malfoy
"I SOLEMNLY SWEAR I AM UP TO NO GOOD" ― Harry Potter
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ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴇʀᴍɪᴏɴᴇ ɪꜱ ꜱᴛɪʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇꜱᴛ-
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In this book there will be jokes/memes about Harry Potter! I will update these memes when I feel like it.
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𝗼𝗼𝗼. ┊ 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐘 𝐏𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒. . .! ▎- ', 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚢 𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚐𝚘𝚕𝚍𝚗𝚚𝚗 ꒱↷🖇 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ✧˖༉‧₊˚✧ 𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵. . . you can find a hundred of best Harry Potter quotes. All credits goes to J. K. Rowling. But we all know it was Dobby the house elf who actually wrote the books. ━━━━━━━━ ⋆.ೃ࿔* 𓆙 ⸙⋆. ━━━━━━━━ ˢᵗᵃᵗᵘˢ ⁻ ᶜᵒᵐᵖˡᵉᵗᵉᵈ ʳᵒˢᵉᵍᵒˡᵈⁿᵠⁿ ²⁰²¹
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