The Bagel Fic
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Last published Sat, Jun 20, 2020
This is a joke fic please dont kill me.
Zach from Thinking Of Yesterday falls in love with a bagel he found from the top of his fridge, will his friends judge, or accept him? Spoiler alert zach doesnt fuck a bagel, hes a minor and i want to respect his boundaries (jesus christ this is the worst thing i have written)
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