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Twisted Roses || Yandere Alastor x Sir Pentious
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Ongoing, First published Jun 21, 2020
Mature
He smelled weird, but not as in a bad way but one that's able to pull Alastor in. Sir Pentious must not know about it, if anything by how calm everyone is acting, no one must know about it. 

Alastor wouldn't dare ignore it though. 

- 

Now it's 12 am and I'm tired as fuck so this description sucks.. I know but hear me out. There's two problems when it comes three problems when it comes to this ship. 

1) People who write it suck at writing in my opinion. Some are fine but the majority is bad. 2) there's not enough of it anywhere like Damn, y'all stay not acknowledging how bomb enemies are when shipped together. Noobs. 3) Any ones that have been written either consist of top sir Pentious just because he's a snake. (And if you don't know why he's special because he's a snake then you're too young and you need to get off my account) Or they do write bottom sir Pentious but it's just all types of trash. 

So here I am! Sadly there's a lot of ships with these same three problems depending on the characters but that's not the point. 

This is a story about Alastor finding sir Pentious more attractive and alluring than he has previously though. Yandere Alastor themes obviously. 

Also if you're wondering why I'm being a bitch right now imagine how you want a good smut for your two characters and there's just barely anything..and that's coming from the girl that helped influence Bottom Claude x Dom Sebastian. 

You can't convince me otherwise. Anyway enjoy you crusty fucks. 

(Also obviously the cover doesn't belong to me but whoever made it if I wasn't a broke bitch writing books for free for horny fucks, I'd commission you.)
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His Baiter

45 parts Complete Mature

[STANDALONE] Warnings: *Story moves kind of fast but oh well *Includes sexual content aka SMUT ~ "Mhm." I hummed out. He moves the fabric of my thong out of the way, positioning two fingers at the entrance ready to shove them in before the car door opens. "Get out." Sebastian pulls me off of his lap. "What the fuck? Who do you think you are?" The guy from the diner yells getting out the car too. Ah shit I didn't even get his name. "Get the fuck out off of my property or I'll kill you." Sebastian threatens. Diner guy's eyes widen as he gets in the car and drives away. "What the hell is wrong with you?" I spat at Sebastian who had already turned around and started walking back to the house. "I told you I forbid you from having sex with any other men." He replies. "You can't forbid me to do anything. You don't own me." I argued. He turns around smirking at me. "Technically I do." "Well I don't care. I'm going to do whatever I want, with whoever I want-" He grabs my throat and pushing me against the door. I stared right into his eyes. I didn't see anger, I just saw lust. "You're not going to do anything with anyone because I'm gonna make sure you don't. You're mine princess. All mine." He whispers possessively into my ear. I could feel my insides twisting and turning. I was already turned on and now I'm turned on even more. He flips me around so that my back is facing him and arches my back so that my butt is against him. He pulls my dress over my butt placing his hand gently on my butt rubbing it before slapping it. "I will punish you if I catch you having sex with anyone." "You won't do shit." I said but it came out more of a whimper since he slowly slid his hand down to my core cupping it. He uses the pad of his thumb to rub my bud and slides it between my wet folds. "Try me." He said and with that he turns around and walks into his room. ~ 100k: 05/18/21 200k: 09/15/21 300k: 12/18/21 400k: 03/01/22 500k: 05/2022 600k: 08/2022 700k: 2/23