How To NOT Make Art
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Last published Mon, Jun 22, 2020
You like shitty stories? You like very annoying writing? Or what about... ART! Wanna learn how to not make art? If these are the cases, read this story! It's not good, I swear.
(Everything in this story shouldn't be taken seriously. This is not a real tutorial.)
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