Deke Dickerson: Deke Dicker? I hardly know her! (Reader/Chet x Deke Dickerson)

I see Deke Dickerson as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a man who, in every single aspect, is absolutely euphoric - his exterior AND his personality - yet I can't help but wonder what it would be like, to plunge balls-deep into him repeatedly.
That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.
I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... god... and that's what Deke Dickerson is, let's not delude ourselves, a "god"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of his quivering, malformed anus with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while he makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control his bodily reactions even if he wanted to.
I would erupt violently inside that pure and purifying ass as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the holy walls of his anus, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.
Yeah. I reckon Deke Dickerson does it for me.