So, my Peter x Reader story, i try to keep it serious. However, this is my second all nighter in three days. That should explain where the bad idea has come from. Yes, I have definitely added a bit of my stupidity in the Peter x Reader, but oh boy, that is just barely scratching the surface. So, along with my semi-serious Peter x Reader, I shall now write this screwed up Edmund x Reader and if you want to read it, I apologize for the brain damage that will ensue.
Please note this is obviously fiction so whatever happens in here is most definitely not possible.
Practically everything belongs to C.S. Lewis, as always.
Please keep hands, feet, limbs, toes, and eyelashes in the ride at all times.
NOTICE- PROBABLY DISCONTINUED UNLESS I FEEL THE MOTIVATION TO UPDATE AGAIN. IN ALL HONESTY KINDA HATE THIS STORY BC I WAS A CRUSTY LITTLE 14 YEAR OLD WHEN I STARTED THIS SO UH
crackfic-esque. writing this bc im hyperfixated on these stupid movies and i have no other outlet for said hyperfixation. pls help me.
this takes place in between the first and second movies.
the reader's appearance isn't ever described so this is poc friendly, all-body types friendly, all that good stuff. gender neutral aside from one joke that could suggest reader is afab but it's never brought up again. warning for language and innuendos/dirty jokes ig. idk if u already watched the ace ventura movies you'll be fine. afab reader but gender neutral mostly. fanfiction is written in all-lowercase (sorry im working on rewriting with proper capitalization) but there shouldnt be any grammar/spelling mistakes otherwise.
(the best written crackfic this town has ever seen)
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