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Funny As He'll. A Book of Random Ass Shit, and R.P.

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anime crack fangirling hilarious party randomnesssss

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! My army and I will take over your mind and- Erinest no! 
Me: *Sigh* this is shiz that crosses through our heads. And shiz we do. Be warned. 
Jess: Aaaaaaaagh!!!!!! My fucknotp somehow popped up in suggested's!!!!!! Aaaaaaaaggggghhhhh!!!!!!
Josh: *Flies in on rainbow peacock* read thisssssss!!!!!!!All Rights Reserved

anime crack fangirling hilarious party randomnesssss

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