Corny Jokes With Dr. S.R
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Last published Mon, Oct 5, 2020
It all started with a weird corny joke and a bet.
"A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer." Spencer starts and Morgan groans. Uh oh..."Bartender replies: For you, no charge." Oh my gods.
Wonder if it'll lead to more?
#505 in 'coffee'
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