How To Deal With Insufferable Morons
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Last published Tue, Jun 23, 2020
Summary: Morons have always been everywhere. They're the epitomes of walking, unavoidable.
This guide will help you survive so you won't end up being one of them. And if you don't want or like any of this, get the fuck out of here. Simple.
Wait why r y'all still reading this book? It's very outdated and it's boring asf lol.
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