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Last published Sat, Sep 5, 2020
#131 Yoruba
"I don't know who takes ice cream with baked chicken"
"Oh, I'm sorry for not asking about that"
"It's fine, will give it out when I get home"
"Are you actually going to do that, try it first"
"I don't want to throw up"
"Easy ma'am, it's fine"
"Yeah, so why exactly are we hanging out"
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