A Whale of a Land Lover
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  • Reads 2,970
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  • Parts 17
  • Time 2h 20m
Ongoing, First published Sep 10, 2014
Let me first say before I get further that I LOVE Taco Bell. I have an illness with this obsession for Taco Bell, especially their grande burritos...*drool*...

If I could be a spoke's person for Taco Bell believe me, I. WOULD. DO. IT!!

I LOVE Taco Bell!

Ackhem...

I see a guy having a hard time swimming in the ocean after his sail boat capsizes in the storm. I swim over to help him up into the lifeboat.

As he gets pulled in I look into his eyes and its the man of my dreams! I nudge the life boat a little and just stare in open interest. If I could drool in this form I would. BELIEVE ME.

The guy next to him says, "Is that a dolphin?!"

"Yeah! I heard that dolphins save humans sometimes!" said another person a woman...WHO WAS HOLDING ONTO THE MAN OF MY DREAMS!!!

I squeal indignant and shake my head from side to side.

Oh, and also, I'm not a freakin dolphin!

Of course it comes out as squeaks and squeals and whistles.

"Look! Its talking to us! Aww!" The woman says before she reaches over to touch me.

I pull out of her reach while I shout in my head, I eat dolphins!

Little did I know that the man of my dreams was a land lover.*Cover by SeikaPheonix*
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