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John Friggin Constantine

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"John Constantine Exorcist Demonologist and master of the dark arts?" she said amused. "I'm getting new ones made" he said in an annoyed tone, walking away. And that's how it all started..

Hey! My name's Sage Payton. Just a year ago I was a normal meaningless girl with a normal boring life living in a small city in England. noticed the pass tense? Yeah me too. Well sit back and prepare your brain for a weird, exciting and funny ride because let me tell you my life couldn't get any weirder..... I mean my powers could probably get weirder but anyway here we go!

Sage Payton is a 22 year old girl who has an unknown power within her. Every creature and demon seem to want her and try to drag her to hell for unknown reasons. What will happen when she meets John Constantine will he help her or just make her life worse?

This story has some language in it and is based on the character John Constantine but you don't have to watch the series or film or read the comics to read this but I guess it would help to understand him a little better. But let's be honest if your reading this your a fan of Constantine.  

Characters
John Constantine 
Sage Payton 
Justice Collins -Jay
Chas
(The list will probably get longer as the story goes on)
I do not own the character John Constantine or Chas. I also may make references to the TV show Constantine and maybe some events from legends of tomorrow. (Idk I haven't wrote it all yet)
I try to post regular updates :)All Rights Reserved

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