crackhead shiz ~ drarry ~ snapchat
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sequel to 'fuck you ~ drarry ~ snapchat'
this isn't a necessary read. this is basically the hogwarts gang shitposting, inspired by memes, headcanons, and irl discord conversations i have with crackhead internet friends. it's in progress rn, so stick around for updates
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"Yeah, um, I..." But the lingering effects of Felix wouldn't let me lie. "I do. I really like you." "Not platonically, then." "Not platonically." "Well, that's lucky." He said. "Because I think I really like you too, Draco Malfoy." "If this is a joke," I began, not believing my ears, "then get lost and I never want to talk to you again. If it-" "It's not a j-" "Let me finish, Potter. If it's not a joke, then shut up and kiss me already and stop stalling." -------------------------- Draco and Harry are back for an eighth year of Hogwarts to finish their NEWTs. Unfortunately, there aren't many eighth year students, or extra dormitories, so they end up sharing a room... Disclaimer: almost all aspects of the Wizarding World belong to J K Rowling, including most of the characters, Hogwarts, NEWTs, etc. Cover art belongs to @midgaardian on Twitter No smut - nothing ever goes further than kissing. Ranked: 🥇(major tags) #1 on gay 18.7.21 #19 on romance 18.9.21 (HOLY- idk how this happened?? but tysm) 🥈(big tags) #1 on harrypotter 30.4.22 #2 on malfoy 18.7.21 #2 on dracomalfoy 6.7.21 #2 on gayromance 7.1.22 #3 on drarry 6.7.21 🥉(smaller tags) #1 on eighthyear 4.4.21 #1 on drarryfanfic 11.9.21Complete
The Scent Of Malice | drarry
"𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐞," 𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝, "𝐢 𝐬𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐚𝐮𝐯𝐚𝐠𝐞." 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐝, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐢𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐥. "𝐢'𝐦 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐚𝐮𝐯𝐚𝐠𝐞, 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲," 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝. "𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭." *completed* It was meant to be a harmless joke. When Pansy and Blaise replaced Potter's Amortentia vial with Draco's cologne to fuck with them both, that is. But they couldn't have imagined the enormity of the consequences their prank would have. toxic!draco corrupts sassy!harry, add a sprinkle of ecstasy addiction and a saviour complex to keep it spicy and there you have it. hopefully i'll have you begging for a redemption arc!Complete
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Hopeless|Drarry text au
SlyFerret|: y is ur name 'BendyMan'? BendyMan|: cos im not str8 ;P SlyFerret|: ahhh, gay then? BendyMan|: bi actually, wbu? [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][] 3/4/25 - I realise this isn't labelled as a crack fic, but it really should be as I wrote it when I was 15 and during various classes and thought I was mature, there's just a lot of dumb. #6 in drarry (8 Nov 2019) As if there isn't enough drarry text au's out there ... *Not only text though so.... A blurb of sorts: Dumbledore set up a pair for everyone from 4th to 8th years to help with the trauma and heartache most students had after the battle with Voldemort before he died. Harry's pair is Draco, they don't know at first who the other is but they quickly figure it out and get to know each other past all the petty fights they used to have. Also, Draco has had a crush on Harry since the second year. Word count: 15,000~ Approximate read time: 50 minutes - 1 1/2 hours... (Not narrowed down at all lol people have very different read times though, for example, it takes me around 4-5 minutes to read 1k words (1 hour to an hour and 15 minutes)) Ships include Harry/Draco Hermione/Pansy Ginny/Luna Blaise/Ron Neville/Theodore *Warnings* Not completely text orientated... No smut (edit: I love how I put this as a warning) Depression PTSD Will be super gay and filled w/ fluffiness Some violence and demeaning language Harry isn't dumb... This is my first fanfic so... You're welcome hahaComplete
just an online crush - 𝔻ℝ𝔸ℝℝ𝕐
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ROYALTY (Editing on Hold!!)
Editing update: This story is on hold for editing for an undefined time period. ❝Loving your enemy is not easy. Some accept it, while some are hellbent on destroying.❞ Students returned back to Hogwarts to complete their final year after the War saw the defeat of Voldemort and his supporters, almost completely eliminating the practise of dark arts in the wizarding world. They just wanted a simple, stress-free year where they could focus on their graduation. What they didn't want was an underlying conspiracy that threatened to uproot everything that they fought for. Oh, and also a marriage law that could possibly bring lovers together or well, let's hope that the situation doesn't get as bad as some of them having their wands at each other's throats. __________ "Hermione Granger." The goblet glowed in green colour until a piece of parchment flew out of it. Mcgonagall read it and called out the name which was the last thing I remembered because I passed out the very moment the name was announced. Dramatic? I know. But you can't blame me when I was supposed to be married to my once arch enemy. "Draco Malfoy." _________ (Read at your own risk. May contain clichés. You have been warned.) Note: This book is being edited regularly, the chapters are marked (edited) for the same. While the story plot remains the same as my imagination at age 13, the edits will take place on making it flow smoothly. Some chapters are marked (heavily edited) so previous readers are advised to read it again. Thank you.Complete
Four months after the Hogwarts war is over, for only that year, an 8th year is added for the past 7th years who missed out much of their necessary education. Harry and his friends were happy with this decision and were enjoying that year until Harry had an encounter with...Draco Malfoy (Note: even though it takes place in 2010s there are some mentions of the 2020s in my AU).
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