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Blootac74-recovery
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Blootac74-recovery
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Ongoing, First published Jun 26, 2020
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My eyes hurt its 5am why am i up
Fri, Jun 26, 2020
Yall i promise he is Just A Cat
Fri, Jun 26, 2020
Chaotic annie
Fri, Jun 26, 2020
i dont know why but a Babey with a brooklyn accent is so funny to meo
Fri, Jun 26, 2020
The servants cannot remove them he has to go to a business meetin like that
Fri, Jun 26, 2020
The fancy stuff enciclopedia of the group. The wise old sage
Fri, Jun 26, 2020
The fandom treats alphys with 0% of the attitude she was intended to produce
Fri, Jun 26, 2020
MRMDMKDDKKD
Fri, Jun 26, 2020
Look ngl the show would be much better
Fri, Jun 26, 2020
Meg i can see u restin ont bed fucker go eat that spider i lost track of
Fri, Jun 26, 2020
Im p sure this was a thing,,,,
Fri, Jun 26, 2020
Meowth and james for once werent quick enough to strike
Fri, Jun 26, 2020
James on the set of man enough
Fri, Jun 26, 2020
Djdkfkkdkdkkfkc iconic
Fri, Jun 26, 2020
funniest is 'white guy undercover'. yknow more than asians are japanese rite
Fri, Jun 26, 2020
i sincerely hope so dude was located and kicked out of the con
Fri, Jun 26, 2020
'i love those brief seconds of monster face on characters you wouldnt expect'
Fri, Jun 26, 2020
i wont fyi. too many times i have walked this road.....
Fri, Jun 26, 2020
moriah can we go one episode,,,,without this shit,,,,,
Fri, Jun 26, 2020
'Is...is that a bad thing or...?' 'Idk would be for me cos im not :/'
Fri, Jun 26, 2020
They're just Old Men. 'Im not gay so im not gonna get a gay marriage' philo
Fri, Jun 26, 2020
Dmekdkkdkdkdkdk
Fri, Jun 26, 2020
(Tw: homophobia) camera gdad not america gdad
Fri, Jun 26, 2020
What does one even make of this
Fri, Jun 26, 2020
*not the whole rewrite i got bored by the time this stops
Sat, Jun 27, 2020
"just trying to find our place in this pc world as lowly racists"
Sat, Jun 27, 2020
i hate that this is still as funny as it is
Sat, Jun 27, 2020
Giovanni is every single 'i hate my elderly mum' joke hc
Sat, Jun 27, 2020
Hate that this video is actually. Really good skdkdkkc
Sat, Jun 27, 2020
This is borderline entrapment dlfkfkkdkf
Sun, Jun 28, 2020
I hope the north koreas get his ass in the afterlife when he does die
Sun, Jun 28, 2020
MUM. MUM THIS IS WHY YOU KEEP GETTING SCAMMED.
Sun, Jun 28, 2020
I've heard you just. Cant have a birthday on the anniversary
Sun, Jun 28, 2020
Rude dnjdjdjd
Sun, Jun 28, 2020
Tw: terfs, transphobia
Sun, Jun 28, 2020
Tw: more transphobia
Sun, Jun 28, 2020
*im using psychotic as a medical term but if its offensive tell me
Sun, Jun 28, 2020
It ALWAYS seems to lead to sans torture porn or infantalised papyrus
Sun, Jun 28, 2020
Tw: attempted murder-suicide, depressing and edgy bullshit in general
Sun, Jun 28, 2020
MY DUDES.
Sun, Jun 28, 2020
I dont know it just came to me
Sun, Jun 28, 2020
Blease i just wanna watch the sansby dubs ur killin the mood
Sun, Jun 28, 2020
Undyne is one eye, sans is mr blue eye, frisk is doomed to racist characature,,,
Sun, Jun 28, 2020
He tells all his buddy's meowth smokes pot too, will not accept he dunt
Sun, Jun 28, 2020
this is it lads this is where my minds still is on undertale years later
Sun, Jun 28, 2020
Grillby be like: and sans poppin a stiffy
Sun, Jun 28, 2020
Tasteless fucks. This man gets off on socks and u have nothing to declare?
Sun, Jun 28, 2020
This comic is incredibly dumb it deserves this sans VA
Sun, Jun 28, 2020
This sounds like a lightning mcqueen line fndkjdjckfo
Sun, Jun 28, 2020
Yall have no taste
Sun, Jun 28, 2020
I supoort her but his voice did get real weird there its weird to watch
Sun, Jun 28, 2020
I always think bl-aw-steen but i dont think thats right,,is it bl-ow-steen??
Sun, Jun 28, 2020
MDMFKFKFKKCKCKC
Sun, Jun 28, 2020
I honestly just see him being the thinking woman meme for a minute
Sun, Jun 28, 2020
This is just Them
Sun, Jun 28, 2020
Highkey icarly was nuts. Icarly had bigfoot tourism nuts energy
Sun, Jun 28, 2020
I wish i could find a way to put this organically into a fic
Sun, Jun 28, 2020
LEKDKDKDKKDKFN IM SORRY
Sun, Jun 28, 2020
Confirmed real
Sun, Jun 28, 2020
Honk honk
Mon, Jun 29, 2020
The final shot before the credits roll in with smooth criminal
Mon, Jun 29, 2020
The transformation is complete
Mon, Jun 29, 2020
Goodnight sweet prince
Mon, Jun 29, 2020
'No no he's not an addict he's just fucking weird'
Mon, Jun 29, 2020
Meowths twitch at the end. It begins
Mon, Jun 29, 2020
Blease what went on here in the japanese
Mon, Jun 29, 2020
MEOWTH???????? WHAT???????
Mon, Jun 29, 2020
Why does she assume its meowth?????? Whats going on in this family????
Mon, Jun 29, 2020
Im sorry i dont know where this came from
Mon, Jun 29, 2020
So disturbed he cant even acknowlege j and j takin the piss in the replies
Mon, Jun 29, 2020
They think they heard gio let out a strangled scream across a massive plane
Mon, Jun 29, 2020
Can we go ONE DAY WITHOUT THIS SHIT DKDKKFKFKCK
Mon, Jun 29, 2020
"IM a little stressed i've not suddenly decided to kill meowth"
Mon, Jun 29, 2020
realising what 'the tri-state area' was was a lot more underwhelming
Mon, Jun 29, 2020
america looks so lifeless from the sky
Tue, Jun 30, 2020
no not beach thats just the sand i mean the whole area, the town
Tue, Jun 30, 2020
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Tue, Jun 30, 2020
It was jimmy of course it was jimmy worst character
Tue, Jun 30, 2020
actually losing it. yes lads you've cracked it
Tue, Jun 30, 2020
Bulbapedia says thats how you spell his name yes i think its weird too
Tue, Jun 30, 2020
'If i'dda known da ramifications'a twoipette'
Wed, Jul 1, 2020
I'd say ooc but i can buy it from nathan prices meowth
Wed, Jul 1, 2020
Misgender em in first shouting match and apologise an ask without changing tone
Wed, Jul 1, 2020
This just in im secretely a genius
Wed, Jul 1, 2020
They seem the type to introduce jessebelle cos james played with dolls once too
Wed, Jul 1, 2020
The mental image of the gears turning in his head and the Oh gets me
Wed, Jul 1, 2020
Canon james'd be mad and yell 'excuse you im very manly' camper than usual
Wed, Jul 1, 2020
He went from queen to annoying lil bitch in 25 years what happened
Wed, Jul 1, 2020
The one, sole way in which im a genwunner
Wed, Jul 1, 2020
Dont look at me you've seen what i've done to mimikyu
Wed, Jul 1, 2020
Im sorry.
Wed, Jul 1, 2020
'What happened jess, didja test yer hypothesis'
Wed, Jul 1, 2020
Maybe in the prose like once but i dont remember the characters sayin owt
Wed, Jul 1, 2020
I bet this brightened meowths day so much
Wed, Jul 1, 2020
This came to me out of the ether and its valid
Wed, Jul 1, 2020
Meowth is only masculine thru his voice and bein het presenting. Thats it
Wed, Jul 1, 2020
By 'best' i mean it less as 'it embodies it' and more 'its piss funny'
Wed, Jul 1, 2020
To be fair tho he never had owt on jessie
Wed, Jul 1, 2020
*considered socially speaking, gamefreak has always had pokemon for girls
Wed, Jul 1, 2020
I am aware this is a social construct but i live in a society so i see it
Wed, Jul 1, 2020
I NEVER prewrote these things this is a rare gem
Wed, Jul 1, 2020
I can never be happy cos shit like this keeps happening
Wed, Jul 1, 2020
Meowth IS that shit friend prove me wrong
Wed, Jul 1, 2020
Im talking about im just your problem
Wed, Jul 1, 2020
Its so weird man,,,,its so fucking weird,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Wed, Jul 1, 2020
It is SO fucking funny i cant cope. Jimmy arguing like a 10 year old,,,
Wed, Jul 1, 2020
Is the h word a slur if it is im so sorry
Wed, Jul 1, 2020
Tw: death mention
Wed, Jul 1, 2020
Bonus points cos he and meowth are lowkey friends so its an Odd dymanic
Wed, Jul 1, 2020
'IM ROOTLESS IM ROOTLESS' yeah join the club sis i aint a tree either
Wed, Jul 1, 2020
Were apparently out of touch with HQ for so long he forgot them and their rep
Wed, Jul 1, 2020
I miss when their pokemon had full arcs where they came and left naturally
Wed, Jul 1, 2020
was fuckin great man
Wed, Jul 1, 2020
The TRio are all obvious turn arounders change my mind
Wed, Jul 1, 2020
Looking at you dominic 'i went on a day out to test my eyesight' cummings
Wed, Jul 1, 2020
LFKDKFKKCKFKC
Wed, Jul 1, 2020
Gios head commander just said he's too mental to run the team and took over
Wed, Jul 1, 2020
Its all goin down
Wed, Jul 1, 2020
Its SO fucking funny
Wed, Jul 1, 2020
Ok to be fair it was giovanni who said that but i lost it before i read that
Wed, Jul 1, 2020
the internal monologue
Wed, Jul 1, 2020
this and meowth are the foundations of her foreign language studies
Wed, Jul 1, 2020
'This was the height of heartwarming back in the day dont do this'
Wed, Jul 1, 2020
And over here we cant learn languages in our own linguistic families smh
Wed, Jul 1, 2020
"Meowth can you pass me the salt" "DONT PUT SUCH STRAIN ON DA ELDERLY"
Wed, Jul 1, 2020
BLEASE just give my man a unique face at least,,,,,,,,
Thu, Jul 2, 2020
LEKKDKDKDKFK STOP
Thu, Jul 2, 2020
'The'??? Got damn 'the'??? A disgrace. Meowth would never
Thu, Jul 2, 2020
Fun fact my dumb ass thought nigh was spelt neigh
Thu, Jul 2, 2020
I mean i'll use whatever pronouns they say but ? ?? I Dont Understand
Thu, Jul 2, 2020
'Put on SHIT TONES of mascara so they can see ur features miles off'
Thu, Jul 2, 2020
Sister looked a bit like a clown when me mum sent the picture
Thu, Jul 2, 2020
I go from yellowy to VERY pink to snow pale white at different spots
Thu, Jul 2, 2020
I wont actually post a picture until anyone says yes and i get if no
Thu, Jul 2, 2020
This says lit 'i nothing didnt do'. You ANYTHING didnt do im so mad
Thu, Jul 2, 2020
I sincerely hope that is correct grammar and my source is creditable
Thu, Jul 2, 2020
...ah. That explains it
Thu, Jul 2, 2020
sorry about this
Thu, Jul 2, 2020
That moment when you get lost from ur mum and become a prize
Thu, Jul 2, 2020
Kid cat be like 'i think ur cute' and hopkins way up there be like 'WHAT?'
Thu, Jul 2, 2020
Meowth voice dis cats got puppy love
Thu, Jul 2, 2020
The true origin story of why he took up the hobby. To be obnoxious
Thu, Jul 2, 2020
'It wasnt funny the first time meowth'
Thu, Jul 2, 2020
The world: channeling peak 2020 energy The Line: ok but what if
Fri, Jul 3, 2020
'This is like a twilight zone ending'
Fri, Jul 3, 2020
Fragile masculinity reaching a max
Fri, Jul 3, 2020
cannot cope im afraid i may die this day
Fri, Jul 3, 2020
the ghost of maidens peak is underrated in concept
Fri, Jul 3, 2020
ASGJADHTGJ HSEJ
Fri, Jul 3, 2020
This just in bloo is a bimbo! News to no one
Fri, Jul 3, 2020
one is apparently respected enough to be a show and the other is a Fuck Comic
Fri, Jul 3, 2020
People dont even say its that good
Fri, Jul 3, 2020
Im assuming this is it cos the reviews said it was part comedy
Fri, Jul 3, 2020
Think the dogs are only partially british in inspo tho
Fri, Jul 3, 2020
Someone tell gamefreak we dont have a desert
Fri, Jul 3, 2020
Feel like the indians in gabriel iglecias story when he mentions fanta
Fri, Jul 3, 2020
OOOO WHAT ABOUT A PUFFIN THAT TRY TO LOOK LIKE A PENGUIN
Fri, Jul 3, 2020
Sips tea
Fri, Jul 3, 2020
And theres a memorial of this og pokemon next to the sign 🥺
Fri, Jul 3, 2020
Get me on sword and shield 2 mate. Swish wales, call me up
Fri, Jul 3, 2020
Just. Just get a mop. Lit rally just get a mop.
Fri, Jul 3, 2020
A shitpost everyday i imagine
Fri, Jul 3, 2020
Is chan in any way fitting for jester i wouldnt know
Fri, Jul 3, 2020
'Oh. Oh yeah you are da oppositea dat and still cool aint ya. Damn.'
Fri, Jul 3, 2020
Jester aint a himbo but try convince her of that fact
Fri, Jul 3, 2020
Bad Acting Jimmy
Fri, Jul 3, 2020
I HATED that its as in every summer track in harvest mood. Dreadful
Fri, Jul 3, 2020
Horrible bastards. Imagine thinking collecting bug shells is fun
Fri, Jul 3, 2020
There is one (1) acceptable cicada
Fri, Jul 3, 2020
Is this like an irish gaelic is just irish to the irish situation or
Fri, Jul 3, 2020
Who would have thot german would be the babey
Sat, Jul 4, 2020
MEAN
Sat, Jul 4, 2020
Did she make this name.
Sat, Jul 4, 2020
What gets me about the third one is how seriously it was treated in-universe
Sat, Jul 4, 2020
This was also about the time the sprinter and the wringer from spongebob aired
Sat, Jul 4, 2020
If it just means come on in spanish i stg
Sat, Jul 4, 2020
Isnt there a kids show teaching mandarin now? Add that poor bugger here too
Sat, Jul 4, 2020
Absolutely NOTHING has stuck he was a fool
Sat, Jul 4, 2020
Hol up everyone important announcment
Sat, Jul 4, 2020
Americans need some mr tumble in their life. None this 'it' shite
Sat, Jul 4, 2020
I like that it actually like. Looks chinese. Should interest kids more than dora
Sat, Jul 4, 2020
I was ONE of those kids squeamish and im sayin this. U get over it
Sat, Jul 4, 2020
Does he just have. A hole in his face
Sat, Jul 4, 2020
*insert their cursed laughter here*
Sat, Jul 4, 2020
Jester: watoshiwo mate! Monody, head in her hands: fuckin 'watoshiwo'
Sat, Jul 4, 2020
Not in an in ur face frat guy way i mean in a boomer way. Guns and no emotions
Sat, Jul 4, 2020
Где mate
Sat, Jul 4, 2020
I love that i encountered this thru pap sayin it in an incorrect quotes blog
Sat, Jul 4, 2020
Quote that entry "'книга говорит' smh"
Sat, Jul 4, 2020
This is how i feel awkwardly shoving english sentence structure in too
Sat, Jul 4, 2020
Look ok it aint my fault they're everywhere
Sat, Jul 4, 2020
I mean. There he is
Sat, Jul 4, 2020
The sheer energy
Sat, Jul 4, 2020
New twerp: WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
Sat, Jul 4, 2020
god i hate when posh people are funny
Sat, Jul 4, 2020
(part 200) rlly getting into the spirit of things as i too want to separate
Sat, Jul 4, 2020
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New twerp: WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
Sat, Jul 4, 2020
god i hate when posh people are funny
Sat, Jul 4, 2020
(part 200) rlly getting into the spirit of things as i too want to separate
Sat, Jul 4, 2020
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