Friend's Quotes (Updated)
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Last published Tue, Sep 8, 2020
This book composed of a collection of quotes my friends have said along the years. Most of them are either dirty or rude so read them at your own risk. This is the updated version of my original book, as I've cut out 1/3 of the quotes due to them just not being funny or way too stupid.
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