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HONEY I KICK ASS I DON'T DANCE!!!

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Reads 713,889
Votes 7,248
Parts 35
Time 5h 36m

cUtiE0502sEcRet

A girl who grew up in a military base with her parents, ends up having to live with her grandparents and her cousin, to have a normal life. However, the small town of Atwood isn't as normal as she thinks. Seth and his gang aren't really humans, and nor is she *(Not a werewolf or vampire story!*) . She ends up fighting vampire like experiments, and saves the town. She also ends up dancing with her cousin's dance group. Raven thinks her life is finally normal, however, if your not normal.. how could your life be normal?...All Rights Reserved

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Sold to Who?! by Free_Spirit8700

[Highest ranking #92] "I can't loose anyone else princess. Promise me that you won't leave me" he said grabbing my face making me stay looking into his beautiful grey eyes. I sighed and thought to myself. Should I? Promising something is a lot to me. If I say I promise something I keep it. But. Do I promise to stay with Carter forever? He is a very nice guy even if he is the most feared gang leader. Can I do what he is asking me? What if I never learn to like him at much as he likes me? "I-I......" ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Isabella Shade is a unique, sarcastic, funny, and kind. She is the girl everyone turns there heads for to admire. They always ask themselves 'who is that girl?' She takes pride in how courageous she is. And every boy that hits on her she dismisses like an interview. Carter Casin is the most feared gang leader in the world, who is possessive about what belongs to him. What happens when Carter bumps into Bella and finds a deadly attraction towards her? Then figures out her father is also a gang leader and buys her. Will Isabella let this happen? Or will she fight back? To think. It all happened because of one glance. Book one of the 'Who Series'

A Kiss for Maya by KatherineKeyz

"He's lucky I let him live!" He kicks the chair he was sitting on, "I can't stand the thought of anyone hurting you." He takes slow steady steps towards me and I realise I've no where to escape to. Before I can comprehend what to do, his chest is blocking my view and his scent is tampering with my sanity. ***** There's not much going on in Maya's life and with her cousin moving out, she's certain life will only continue to be boring. The plan is to stick to routine and go on with life, continously escaping to fictional worlds and focusing on school. Mason's the new kid across the street who just seems to have trouble following him. His plan is to keep his head down and his dark, dangerous world a secret. When Maya finds herself entangled in his secret world, Mason's forced to do everything in his power to protect her. Amidst boxing lessons and impromptu road trips to safe houses, a little spark starts to fly.

Bite Me ✔ by theGhoulBoys_

《 Highest Ranking: #5 in Vampire 》 "Is that Marcus? Marcus as in, from our High School Marcus!" Casey squeaked. I spun around, not quite believing her, but there he was. He strode through the school like he owned it and my god, he could've. He'd changed over the four years he'd been gone. It was like god himself had carved him from a statue. His cheekbones could cut a finger and a jaw that could slice a hand. He was taller, more muscular. He looked nothing like the boy that went away. He wore a blacket jacket and ripped jeans, his grey eyes studied the school as every female studied him. Suddenly, they slipped past every other person's eyes and landed on mine. No surprise etched his face, it was like he didn't recognise me. Until I saw the corner of his mouth lift up. ~~ Best friends, Diana and Marcus planned to do everything together. They would go to college and live in the same dorm room, they would always be best friends. But, Marcus went away. Without expecting him to return, Diana uses her heartbreak to change her life. She becomes popular in college.. Then one day, he shows up. But he's changed, he's darker, more silent and definitely a lot more hotter. He'd grown taller, his face sharper and he drew eyes from every woman on campus, even the guys. He spoke to no one and didn't even acknowledge her until she spoke to him. But something was very off. Very off, indeed. Cover Design: @newsies- Copyright @tavanalee No Rights Reserved 2018

The Billionaire Mafia Boss Alpha Bad Boy and Me by YYeung128

A parody... except it slowly gets less satirical as I get way too attached to the characters and turn the story into a shipping-fest ~~~~ "Why are you doing this?" I whispered. He slammed me against another locker. I could see anger, sadness, envy, happiness and lust in his teal green orbs. "Because you're mine." He smirked, gnashing his teeth against mine. ~~~~ Brynn Winters is a 17 year old good girl. She is sweeter than sugar. She is also sarcastic and quirky and innocent and naive and snarky and is a bookworm and not like other girls. She also has trauma to (barely) compensate for her lack of personality. She believes in love but she has never experienced any, until she met him. Ryder Daniels is a 18 year old bad boy. He is sweeter than sin. He is dark and mysterious and plays football (not shown in book). He smokes and drinks beer. He is a ladies' man and a player. He has walls around his heart and some dark secrets that is definitely not spoiled in the title. He does not believe in love. Brynn and Ryder are opposites. So what happens when they meet? He is not who she thinks he is. Will it end in disaster? Or will it end in love? Will it end in flames? Or will it end in a different kind of flame? As disasters come their way, will they choose love or not love? Will their secrets drive them apart? Or will they trust in each other? Join them on their journey of love. There will be love, annoying sluts, conversations that doesn't pass the Bechdel test, cliche tropes, glaring plot holes, subtly glaring plot holes, socialism, orbs, humor, secondhand embarrassment and the tiniest hints of homoeroticism. ~~~~ Reviews (aka criticisms that I'm too lazy to correct): "From a horribly done parody to horribly done leftist propaganda." "Brynn and Ryder are the most frustrating couple I've ever read." "Where humor" "You can't use parody as an excuse for bad writing, you know."

Song of the Stars Story 1: Man on The Lake by ErnyJRC12

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Sold to Who?!

[Highest ranking #92] "I can't loose anyone else princess. Promise me that you won't leave me" he said grabbing my face making me stay looking into his beautiful grey eyes. I sighed and thought to myself. Should I? Promising something is a lot to me. If I say I promise something I keep it. But. Do I promise to stay with Carter forever? He is a very nice guy even if he is the most feared gang leader. Can I do what he is asking me? What if I never learn to like him at much as he likes me? "I-I......" ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Isabella Shade is a unique, sarcastic, funny, and kind. She is the girl everyone turns there heads for to admire. They always ask themselves 'who is that girl?' She takes pride in how courageous she is. And every boy that hits on her she dismisses like an interview. Carter Casin is the most feared gang leader in the world, who is possessive about what belongs to him. What happens when Carter bumps into Bella and finds a deadly attraction towards her? Then figures out her father is also a gang leader and buys her. Will Isabella let this happen? Or will she fight back? To think. It all happened because of one glance. Book one of the 'Who Series'