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HONEY I KICK ASS I DON'T DANCE!!!

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Reads 714,020
Votes 7,249
Parts 35
Time 5h 36m

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A girl who grew up in a military base with her parents, ends up having to live with her grandparents and her cousin, to have a normal life. However, the small town of Atwood isn't as normal as she thinks. Seth and his gang aren't really humans, and nor is she *(Not a werewolf or vampire story!*) . She ends up fighting vampire like experiments, and saves the town. She also ends up dancing with her cousin's dance group. Raven thinks her life is finally normal, however, if your not normal.. how could your life be normal?...All Rights Reserved

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