- Reads 135,989
- Votes 3,808
- Parts 82
- Time 4h 35m
Ongoing, First published Jun 27, 2020
Have you ever wondered how the ninja would be doing in Quarintine? Well you came to the right book! For starters there will be no bad words... Kai in the background: WHO THE F*** TOOK MY F***ING HAIR GEL?! Jay: DON'T F***ING SWEAR YOU F***ING PEACE OF S***! IT'S A SIGN OF WEAK VERBAL SKILLS! Kai: SHUT THE F*** UP B****! ... This also a parody so the jokes will absolutely make sense.... Kai: A bird can't be your brother. ________ Morro: Stay away from me! I don't want to get the carona! Nya: You're a ghost. You don't have to worry about the virus. Morro: Yes I do! It has spread to the other ghosts! And some are even dying! ________ Jay: The cat is only Nya's sister. Kai: And Nya is my sister. So the cat is also my sister. Jay: No the cat is only Nya's sister. Kai: How the f*** does that make sense? ... and my kid ninja obsession TOTALLY doesn't make it's way into this book.... Little Lloyd and little Morro: Are we a joke to you? ... Ok that's enough of my rambling but anyway enjoy the book! I don't own ninjago or the charecters. Cover made by @the_quiet_jadeAll Rights Reserved
Table of contents
- Instructions on how to read this bookMon, Nov 16, 2020
- QuarantineSat, Jun 27, 2020
- Luh-Lloyd ruining everyone's day.Sat, Jun 27, 2020
- "Where is the almond flour?!?!"Sun, Jun 28, 2020
- Kai invading group chats.Sun, Jun 28, 2020
- Cole and Jay start a cult.Mon, Jun 29, 2020
- "How is the fridge empty in just one day?"Wed, Jul 1, 2020
- Cole gets a haircutThu, Jul 2, 2020
- How Zane managed to buy McdonaldsFri, Jul 3, 2020
- The team does something productiveSun, Jul 5, 2020
- Nya has a ninjapad account!Sun, Jul 5, 2020
- You now have the power to request dares.Mon, Jul 6, 2020
- Dares #1Mon, Jul 6, 2020
- Ninja with the chicken.Wed, Jul 8, 2020
- Dares #2Thu, Jul 9, 2020
- Ninjas being wierdSun, Jul 12, 2020
- "Draw us like one of your munce boys."Fri, Jul 17, 2020
- Dares #3Fri, Jul 17, 2020
- Let's see how everyone else is doing....Sat, Jul 18, 2020
- Going through old stuff and remembering cringy memories that you want to forget.Sun, Jul 19, 2020
- Ninjas being wierd #2Tue, Jul 21, 2020
- "Stop making me feel more sad than I already am!"Wed, Jul 22, 2020
- Dares #4Fri, Jul 24, 2020
- Lazy.... I am so Lazy....Fri, Jul 24, 2020
- Ninjas being wierd 3Wed, Jul 29, 2020
- The fourth wall (part 1)Sun, Aug 2, 2020
- The fourth wall (part 2)Tue, Aug 4, 2020
- Ninjas being wierd 4Tue, Aug 4, 2020
- "FREEDO-wait."Wed, Aug 5, 2020
- "Hello demon. It's me. Luh-Lloyd."Thu, Aug 6, 2020
- 3 am thoughtsSat, Aug 8, 2020
- Ninja being wierd 5Tue, Aug 11, 2020
- The chicken's journeySat, Aug 15, 2020
- Dares #5Sat, Aug 15, 2020
- Cole bites the dustFri, Aug 28, 2020
- "But I never got to know what two plus two is!"Tue, Sep 1, 2020
- "A bird can't be your brother."Mon, Sep 7, 2020
- Dares #6Wed, Sep 9, 2020
- Dares #7Wed, Sep 9, 2020
- "Do you take cake to be your lawfully wedded wife?"Fri, Sep 11, 2020
- Skylor's strange customersSun, Sep 13, 2020
- Madam Nya's school of yeetingWed, Sep 16, 2020
- Madam Nya's school of yeeting (Part 2!)Fri, Sep 18, 2020
- The dimension-travel-inatorThu, Sep 24, 2020
- "At least you were able to get to wifi! I had to make my own!"Fri, Sep 25, 2020
- Moral of the story: Never make Nya jealous.Tue, Sep 29, 2020
- This is not sponsored by ancestry. comFri, Oct 2, 2020
- Playing ninjacraft with the boys be likeSat, Oct 10, 2020
- Morro's (strange) birthdaySun, Oct 11, 2020
- Dares #8 (part 1)Tue, Oct 27, 2020
- Dares #8 (part 2)Wed, Oct 28, 2020
- The return of the cake of lightningSat, Oct 31, 2020
- There is one imposter among usTue, Nov 3, 2020
- Ninja being wierd 6Fri, Nov 6, 2020
- Dares #9Sat, Nov 14, 2020
- Dares #10Sat, Nov 14, 2020
- I now have Google translateTue, Nov 24, 2020
- Here's your google translate chapterThu, Nov 26, 2020
- Reject humanity, Return to monkeSun, Dec 6, 2020
- "Fanfiction about jay and nya that I can't think of a good title for"Sat, Dec 26, 2020
- Mining under the monastarySun, Dec 27, 2020
- New year, New chapter!Mon, Jan 4, 2021
- hOw tHiS mOnAstArY tUrNeD iNtO a MaNsIon, tHe rEsUlts wIlL SHoCK yOu!"Thu, Jan 21, 2021
- OrtTue, Jan 26, 2021
- Ninja being wierd 7Mon, Feb 8, 2021
- JaykspearFri, Feb 12, 2021
- Gamer Wu VS JayaMatters69Sat, Feb 20, 2021
- NoiceSat, Feb 20, 2021
- Cole and Jay (plus nya)'s ninjatube channelFri, Feb 26, 2021
- "Technically, you still didn't have to tell me twice"Fri, Mar 12, 2021
- Dares #11Sun, Mar 21, 2021
- task failed successfullyTue, Apr 20, 2021
- No entertainment? fight!Wed, Aug 11, 2021
- American-ized riceThu, Aug 26, 2021
- "The behavior of an idiot" a documentary by Cole brookstoneThu, Dec 30, 2021
- Wu's plastic surgeryThu, Feb 3, 2022
- Nya gets a pet and the chicken becomes emo part 1Tue, Jul 19, 2022
- Nya gets a pet and the chicken becomes emo part 2Tue, Jul 26, 2022
- How to pi the most pi male to have ever been pied.Mon, Aug 15, 2022
- Aincent photos and hungry plantsFri, Oct 14, 2022
- Nya becomes Lloyd's second favouriteFri, Oct 28, 2022
- Becoming a teenage grandpaSun, Jan 15, 2023
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