DND Shit and Shenanigans

Everyone knows that fun game where you're in a different body in a fantasy world. The lovely game, Dungeons and Dragons. And guess what? We, Collabhell, decided to play it and do shit, but also do terrible at it, mostly because we have no experience or idea on what to do. Also, no, there isn't any stats or shit like that, we're too dumb for that, all we have is actions that has a chance of failing (like a new born baby-), practically this is the dollar store version, enjoy bitches.