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Oof Bitch

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A book for my future friends.

If u like anime, minecraft, mcyt(specifically dream smp), or just video games in general then i think we will get along very well ;) 

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The Villians: Dream x Reader x Wilbur , de fallrainnn

"Good morning L'manburg..." "...goodnight Dream SMP." ------------------------- Started: 2/11/21 Ended: 3/29/21 ---------- #1 in Eret: 5/2/21 #4 in dreamxreader: 5/21/21 #2 in Niachu: 6/14/21 #8 in Dream: 5/30/21 #1 in Georgenotfound: 6/25/21 #3 in SMP: 10/10/21

𝐚𝐩𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐲𝐩𝐬𝐞 . [𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫], de hauntinqz

❝𝗱𝗮𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗶 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗼 𝗽𝗶𝗲𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗶𝗺 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘆𝗼𝘂,❞ ༄ . . ⇢ just when everything couldn't get any worse, a new pandemic devastated the world: the rise of the dead.ˎˊ˗ ꒰ 📎 ꒱l __________________ ׂׂૢ་༘࿐ ┊ ⋆ ┊ . ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊⋆ ┊ . ┊ ┊ ⋆˚ ⁭ ⁭ ⁭ ⁭ ⁭ ⁭ ⁭ ⁭ ⁭ ✧. ┊ ⁭ ⁭ ⁭ ⁭ ⁭ ⁭ ⁭ ⁭ ⁭ ⋆ ★ - ,, 🍮 [mynx is an alias, trust me, you're still (y/n) so don't stress it out okay? it'll make more sense later in the story i swear i thought this thru]⌇·˚ ༘ ‗ ❍ [dream team x reader] ¡! ❞ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - (ANNOUNCEMENT!!) this book is currently discontinued. i am no longer carrying it on, considering how this book was written back in 2020 and was unpublished in 2021. it's only uploaded for the sake of just having it on my account, but i have no intent on finishing it.

i accidentally met dream, de lotusdotpng

Next person after next, waiting for my shift to end. I call the next person in line over to me and start with my normal greeting as well as "do you have rewards?" His voice was familiar, but I couldn't quite pinpoint it. -------------- dream x reader (she/her, fem!) reader's pov at all times unless specified otherwise spotify playlist based on this book: (https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0Kp0kUO9HDkGd2k0458bsP?si=YMTxOCmAQGqtdyhrtPf4YQ&utm_source=copy-link)

※ Apathetic ※ Dream×Reader, de gegullie

You're one-of-a-kind. You don't feel, you don't know what it's like to have emotions. You've barely felt loved even when you're with the best of your friends. The world's getting boring, you don't feel anything in particular and there's no excitement in your life. It's okay though, right? Everyone has their flaws, this is yours. You've got to live with it. Honestly, you enjoy being dull, quiet. Nobody bothers you, it's like you don't exist. The only people you could possibly need in life are your friends. Nothing can solve your little problem... right? This is inspired by the fanfic 'ALEXITHYMIA: MINECRAFT YOUTUBERS X READER X DREAM SMP' by -thewildcard on Wattpad. I loved their book, but unfortunately, it hasn't been updated for a while :( ✛ Apathetic: A case where someone does not or has a lack of emotions. (You don't feel love, guilt, concern, enthusiasm, etc.) !Cuss words, mention of abuse, self-hate, blood, some violence, and no smut (at least for now) Constructive criticism welcome

Intentions ~ SapnapxReader, de Nads180

"𝐼 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊, 𝒮𝒶𝓅𝓃𝒶𝓅..." ⚠️THERE WILL BE TWs AND SMUT⚠️ If Sapnap is uncomfortable with this, I will take it down immediately. Thank you guys for taking the time to read! INCLUDES: smut, fluff, romance, and friendship! Edit: I've decided that I don't care how many chapters I put out a day, if I feel like publishing 5 chapters so be it lol

raucous rants, de coolstoryjacksparrow

disclaimer: i wrote in this when i was 13 years old, so it will be unfunny, cringy, and outlandish. that's just who i am baby. you have been warned.

Draco's quote book , de DragonWolfStudios4

Hello this is a version of my quote book that I have decided to share! This quote book is still very much on going as me and my friends still have lots of funny things to say! This quote book originally started as a book I had in a Minecraft realm but it has since been moved to a different format. Warning as some of the quotes contain swearing, some innuendos, and other things That sound bad out of context. Some quotes are the actual screenshots while others are just text. So I hope you enjoy all the out of context quotes said by the people of the KnockBack and DragonVerse/Dragon Slayer discord servers and others!

What If That Was Fate?, de kiwilolli

"Dude..." Sapnap exasperated, "So you guys had a moment like that and you can't even get in touch with her? What if, like, what if that was fate?" "You don't seriously believe in fate do you?" Dream laughed. "Well no, but-" Oh how Sapnap was right. ------------ DreamWasTaken x Fem!OC

"My Little Monster~"|| Selever X Reader [DISCONTINUED], de lazyazz_bijj

Hello! This is my first book so there will probably be some Errors but i'll try my best to fix it. Also English is not my native language so pardon my bad grammar😅😅😅 . Anyway here are some keywords: (Y/N) = Your Name (L/N) = Last Name (H/C) = Hair Colour (H/L) = Hair Length (F/C) = Favourite Colour (S/F/C) = Second Favourite Colour (F/F) = Favorite Food (F/D) = Favourite Drink (F/S) =Favourite Sweet (B/N) = Brother's Name (M/N) = Mother's Name (F/N) = Father's Name __________________________________________________________________________________ You're on college btw and (Y/N) is female. here's a peek at my book. _________________________________________It was a sunday morning and you were making lunch for you and you're roommates. Suddenly you got a call from the headmaster saying that you and your roommates would be having a new roommate and that they would be arriving after lunch. ~Time Skip~ You were playing video games on the couch when you heard a knock on the door. You were confused on why there were knocking on the door because it was Sunday and most of the students were out doing god knows what. Then you suddenly remembered that the headmaster told you that you were having a new roommate today. You opened the door and you see a cute half human half demon boy. "Oh! You must be our new roommate. Nice to meet you, My name's (Y/N) (L/N)." You introduced yourself. "Sup cutie. The names Selever nice to meet you." ............... That's all folks! If you want more of this story, I suggest you read this book. Edit: Just a fair warning. Some chapters may have been jumbled Because of an error so please check the chapters before you read them please.

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