The Stripper And The Anxiety-riddled Dork
TheIycanQueen
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  • Reads 246,939
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  • Parts 65
  • Time 7h 28m
TheIycanQueen
Complete, First published Jun 28, 2020
Mature
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Codi Edwards, an introverted author that is invited to her brother's wedding but is in need of a 'plus one' so her mother can get off her back. 
Come into play, Nicky Santos. A nonchalant woman who goes with the flow. 
The two of them agree to trick Codi's family into thinking they're together and manage to trick them perfectly.
Perhaps a bit too perfectly...
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