KRISPY KREME ;; BAKUTODO
miiraqle
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  • Reads 2,128
  • Votes 112
  • Parts 7
  • Time 22m
miiraqle
Ongoing, First published Jun 28, 2020
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"Are you a donut, because you are all sugar and curves."

"If only you could get some of it. Sadly, today's not your day when trying to seduce people into having sex with you."

"What.. What the actual fuck! I didn't mean it like-"

"Even if ya didn't, you can't just say that to people, asshat."

"I'll be on my way, thank you very much. Also, prepare for a one-star review."

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In which a certain heterochromatic male attempts to help an anger-filled ash blonde with pick up lines at a counter in Krispy Kreme.

Keyword:  attempts

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OVER-THE-TOP AMOUNT OF SWEARING , EVERYONE HAS ISSUES & TONS OF CHEESY PICK UP LINES YOU ARE FREE TO USE

NO QUIRKS  |  MODERN AU

STARTED: 01.07.20  |  ENDED: 00.00.00
All Rights Reserved
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