Things NOT To Do Around Small Children

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Last published Thu, Jan 8, 2015

I will not re-enact the movie Titanic when small children are around. When a young child walks into my room, I may not tell them to "Get out of my swamp. These are just some of many things you should NOT do around small children...

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