America's Crazy Ass States
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Being a parent wasn't on America's to-do list. But it's been centuries and his collection of little shits has grown. They're still as cute and on crack as when he first got them. Hidden from the other nations America's states go through celebrations and tragedies. From the Revolution to the Civil War to the World Wars, the family has supported each other no matter what happens (ignore the Civil War tho).
So as we introduce each state, let's witness shenanigans, love, and the inevitable revealing of the states to the nations.
*Lots of swearing*
(I'll try my best to get the facts right and not make all the nations out of character. I don't own Hetalia, it should be obvious. The only thing I own is the state OCs and some other nation OCs. This story is on Wattpad and Ao3, both versions are written by me. I don't own the cover, I only edited it to serve my purpose)
The ship is Romano X America
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Basically just Usa's States. Its uhhhhhhhh lil' skits. It DOES have some RusAme that Alaska did not sign up for. Annnd thats about it. I think I should rename this "America's Shits" or something like that Haha, coming up with a better description. This has swearing (example: Alabama: Have you ever accidentally gotten into a relationship with your sister? Mississippi: bitch what), ships you probably won't like, also as I write this I slowly descend into insanity. IT'S VERY NOTICEABLE AND SOMETIMES I QUOTE THESE TO MY FRIENDS! (you should to 😉) Also there's Countries in this book. Like China, Russia, North Korea, Third Rice in the South Park bit and then (s)he never shows up again, UK, France.. I could go on and on, but it's only the countries Amurica (🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🚫💵🔫✅🗽🗽🗽) has interacted with. Also it has TONS of spelling mistakes and cringey 4 wall breaks. I might go back and fix my first 4 chapters. (PLEASE I BEG OF YOU START AT LIKE OOH YOURE IN TROUBLE FRjOM NEW MEXICO crap MAY NOT MAKE SENSE- BUT I LITERALLY CAN NOT HANDLE ANOTHER PERSON COMMENTING ON THE FIRST 4) Now, onto the ranks 8 in Utah 10 in Alabama 9 in Alabama 5 in Alabama 2 in Idaho 282 in Australia 18 in amerus 437 in Australia 1 in New Mexico 1 in New Mexico (September 2023) 12 in Utah 7 in idaho 12 in Alaska 16 in Alaska 21 in Alabama 21 in Florida (October 2023) 22 in Ohio (August 2024) 63 in Alaska
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