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America's Crazy Ass States

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Being a parent wasn't on America's to-do list. But it's been centuries and his collection of little shits has grown. They're still as cute and on crack as when he first got them. Hidden from the other nations America's states go through celebrations and tragedies. From the Revolution to the Civil War to the World Wars, the family has supported each other no matter what happens (ignore the Civil War tho). 

So as we introduce each state, let's witness shenanigans, love, and the inevitable revealing of the states to the nations. 

*Lots of swearing*

(I'll try my best to get the facts right and not make all the nations out of character. I don't own Hetalia, it should be obvious. The only thing I own is the state OCs and some other nation OCs. This story is on Wattpad and Ao3, both versions are written by me. I don't own the cover, I only edited it to serve my purpose)

The ship is Romano X AmericaAll Rights Reserved

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