A Comprehensive Guide to Annoying and Enraging the Ninja
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Do you want to get yourself killed? Are you looking for revenge on those pesky pajama people? Well this manual is for you! Filled with up-to-date information, this contains everything you'd ever need to do something as stupid as annoying the ninja.
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