I am your modern-day Cupid,
and my name’s Heaven.
But sadly, I am single.
Yes, I can fix other people’s love lives,
but I don’t have mine to brag.
I have a 99% success rate when it comes to matchmaking,
and I don’t plan to tell you the reason behind the 1% fail rate.
I’ll keep that a mystery, but it will be revealed. Soon.
But will you still trust your fate to this drunk woman?
Yes, I can only fix your love life when I’m drunk.
Now that’s the problem.
Tama na English nosebleed na ko!