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Last published Tue, Jun 30, 2020
This whole thing is based off of a comment i made when i first saw the picture above (book cover) and my friends told me to write more, so now it's a whole gag thing. It's kinda weird and i slowly went insane writing it, but hey, it was like 4am at the time and..well... you'll see.
Warnings:
!Profanity!
!Death!
!Washington's Juicy Ass!
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