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african creative humour jokes series

Hallo there...im writing that You know your parents are Africans when... as a funny posts book. I am African and proud. So African life makes me laugh a lot. It is a life worth living and African moms are the best, lets say they love too much...All Rights Reserved

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Hlelolwenkosi by 08lwazi

They thought they could pull me down but they couldn't. They thought they will have the last laugh but who is having the last laugh now. Indeed it there's light at the end of the tunnel. He saved me as much as I saved him.

Falling (Book 3) by Erotic_Lelo

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KwaDlamini <Being Edited> by Honeybee_mazwide

KwaDlamini : Family Values. This book really is my first book with over 10k views on Wattpad. To be honest I never knew what I was doing when I started writing but then some loved the story and here I am. I really would appreciate your likes & comments please. And if you on wattpad , check the comments section for the wattpad link. By the way the story is just about family dramas and more. https://www.facebook.com/groups/645774266676829/?ref=share_group_link

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Hlelolwenkosi

They thought they could pull me down but they couldn't. They thought they will have the last laugh but who is having the last laugh now. Indeed it there's light at the end of the tunnel. He saved me as much as I saved him.